Candle-burner - Soul Possesing A Body

I feel like my life is like writing a sign and having to make the letters smaller each time because I did not plan and there is nO ROOM

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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for my birthday this year, my friends and i did a drunk photo competition portraying norse legends. the rules were simple: after you pull a random prompt, you have 10 minutes to create the picture with household items. while shitfaced of course.

anyway, here is my team's low budget rendition of jörmungandr rising from the sea during ragnarök.

featuring me as the head of the sea serpent (left) and my brother as loki (right)

I need to try this.

if you play “I’m like a lawyer with the way I’m always trying to get you off (Me & You)” by Fall Out Boy at exactly 23:59:58 on New Year’s eve Patrick will sing “Last year’s wishes” in 2017 and “are these year’s apologies” in 2018 and that’s the real way to start 2018

Fuck it, schedule game sessions for dates no-one can make. Might as well cut out the middle man

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

WHAT I WOULD HAVE WORN TO THE MET GALA: Some Inspiration

1) Portrait of Madame X by John Singer Sargent

2) Evening dress by Hoschedé Rebours, c.1885 (MET Museum)

3) Evening Dress by Charles Fredrick Worth, c.1898-1900 (MET Museum)

4) Evening Dress by Girolamo Giuseffi (Indianapolis Museum of Art)

5) Carrie Coon in The Gilded Age, Costume design by Kasia Walicka-Maimone