When Bat Hubby Takes You By Surprise

Update it was infact shit

Does anyone else randomly feel like they're gonna shit themselves but in reality it's you cramping

I love how chaotic this account is compared to your fanfic blog LMAO

Hell yeah

What's the pinned post about? I'm just confused is all.

an apology to all who saw and witnessed my old cringy content before I went through and deleted all 350 posts

Guys my pookie irl just came up from behind me, put her arms under mine, and cupped my boobies before walking off

Is this normal

Alright which one of my mutuals is putting kinky shit on my For You page

IM SCREAMING @warringwarrioridiot

No hate to Rebecca but

I LITERALLY FUCKING DESPISE THE NAME BOBECCA.

BOBECCA.

IT IS ATROCIOUS, IT IS DISGUSTING IT IS FOUL

AND I BLAME THIS HUMAN BEING @warringwarrioridiot FOR SHOWING ME BOBECCA IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Simp for Bob I do not care but BOBECCA? REALLY?

AND THE FACT THAT THE ATROCIOUS HUMAN BEING I TAGGED SAID, IN RESPONSE TO ME OPENING UP TO THEM ABOUT SMALL THINGS LIKE MY FAVORITE FOOD,

SAID KNOWING I HATE BOBECCA. "I BET BOBECCA EATS THAT TOO"

(No hate to warringwarrioridiot this is a joke PLEASE)

@g0dwat3r get over here

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

REAL

Watching how two dogs who love each other will sometimes still nip each other on the ear, bug them while they sleep, etc... watching how cats will snuggle with their buddy all day and then paw-smack 'em in the face, chase them, play-fight...

Makes me, as a fellow social mammal, feel better about my urge to be incredibly annoying to another human sometimes. Like, yeah. Of course I wanna bug you. Of course it's fun to annoy you. We're social creatures and annoyance can be part of play, something we all need. And I watch these dogs who get their ears nipped, cats who get smacked out of a nap, and despite BEING annoyed, they don't stop loving their packmate. After they finish play-fighting, they're back to snuggling and grooming and sleeping together. BEING annoyed is also just part of being in a social group and having relationships... and that's okay. It doesn't erase love or necessarily make them mad or affect them in the long term... a loved one being annoyed with me is a temporary feeling that's normal for social creatures. An annoyance that wouldn't be possible WITHOUT that love