Guys My Pookie Irl Just Came Up From Behind Me, Put Her Arms Under Mine, And Cupped My Boobies Before

Immediate death.

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

I want you to know I checked the username last minute and almost commented "remember pregnant clippy". Because of YOU CONSTANTLY REBLOGGING KINITO STUFF @bloomingbutterflies

Hear me out… they could be the group ever

JUST IMAGINE…. THEY COULD BE LIKE AN IDOL GROUP WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DATA, OR OR COWORKER HELPING THEIR ONE USER, OR OR OR JUST FRIENDS IDK SCOOBY DOO SHIT BUT PLEASD

Pleaseee tell me someone seems my vision PLEASE

Why TF are my dad and brother chanting

"nut juice"

And on the first day of Christmas I want sent to me

A fucking humidifier under the tree

So, thanks to whoever recommended me Your Dad Should Date My Dad. Awesome story, started it this morning and uh

Finished it just now

Everyone celebrate that @punishedbystander is no longer a blog

Love this! Her pieces are dope af. 

Temporary had NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME CRY SO HARD

Listening to Eminem's new album

I planned on listening to it as soon as it dropped at 12:00 today but I wanted to listen to it with my family

1000000/10

How do I convince my friend that I didn't ship these two

IM BAWLING @g0dwat3r @warringwarrioridiot

This is all on us right now lmao-

ITS DRAINING MY BATTERY