Update It Was Infact Shit

My best friend: y'know I've never had tumblr

Me, who's only convincing them to make an account to spam them on yet another platform and luring them in with welcome home content:

My friend: oh yeah your birthday is soon!

Me: what the hell are you talking about??

My friend: it's only 2 months away Flaire

Me:

Me:

"YOU TELLING ME THIS SON OF A BITCH IS IMMORTAL"

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

SUPER BOOOOOOOOP

HOW DO I DO A SUPER BOOP

Reblog if think trans people are neato

Everyone celebrate that @punishedbystander is no longer a blog

Love this! Her pieces are dope af. 

First picture too corny. Mandatory funny picture below

REBLOG WHILE RELEVANT

Cutie patootie sneky

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Chat what the fuck did I just witness

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted