I Did Ur Mom Last Night

just took a break from sleeping for 16 hours to listen to kawaii future bass while doing your mom <3

your mother is such a bimbo that I asked for her number and she gave me her SSN, she’s a good role model for you <3

I love committing tax evasion!!! I have swiss bank accounts in over 7 states. I’m on Idaho’s most wanted list, they want me, but those hoes can’t farm my potatoes with a ten foot pole. <3

I’m so proud of you <3

I married your mom, do you know what that means? I’m your parent now. I know you thought we had something special, but that’s just going to bring a WACKY dynamic to thanksgiving. <3

I bought your mum a bowkay of roses and she cut her finger on the pedals, i licked up the blood and that’s how we got VAMPIRE DISEASE. Now we stay up all night monster mashing and sleep sunup to sundown. <3

I know I’m a few months younger than you but I am your parent and as the proprietor of a number of swiss bank accounts you are going to have to back off, ur mum is mine now and if you wanna slice of the pie you’re going to have to try again in your next life <3

Went to a New York Knickerbockers game at Madison Square Garden and that’s how I met your mother (she was the basketball) <3

Sorry you weren’t invited to the wedding, we only wanted to invite people making 7 figures or more and you didn’t make the cut. How many swiss bank accounts do you have again? 1? At most. Leave this to your elders sweaty <3

the slow march of time will consume (most of) us all. The year is now 2222. Humanity has been replaced with a complex system of pulleys and levers being operated by a single elderly man with a glass eye named Xebulorp. Of course your mom and I still have VAMPIRE DISEASE so we’re still kickin’ <3

Happy Mother’s Day!

I haven't shaved in over a week at this point. There still isn't really that much facial hair. I started hrt young, and actually the reason I was so eager to start hrt when i did was because of the slight facial hair growth I started getting. Since I stopped taking hrt I have noticed a bit of new hair growth on my left cheek but strangely none on my right cheek yet. Something I've started to wonder (and I wonder this every time I've tried to grow my facial hair out) is whether it's even a good idea to do this. It looks kinda bad and scraggly and it just makes me less confident when I go out. It's barely noticeable from a distance but up close it makes me look kinda bad. That being said I did promise in my notes game that I wouldn't shave so for now I won't :)

How do you feel about being forcefemmed into giving up any silly little notions of ever making it as a man?

honestly rn i’m begging for someone to forcefem me. Maybe that sounds crazy based on my blog but like genuinely if I had a 1 on 1 dynamic with someone very interested in making me in particular into a very feminine girl I’d be all over it. Please please please someone come into my dms and offer to turn me into a girly girl.

they have yet to invent a hotter thing to hear than "I know what you need" from someone who could not be further from having your best interest at heart

rawr, x3, pounces on you, yeah yeah that’s all well and good but where’s the passion? where’s the artistry? what aspect holds a mirror up to the audience and makes them confront their own biases and the blood on their own hands? I once killed a man in Reno just to get in the headspace to write my hit outlaw country-western song “I Killed a Man in Reno” but I’m past that phase. Now I hope to enter the hot space of 21st Century pre-apocalyptic furry-core laconicism. What does “rawr” mean? What does it mean to ME? This is my nirvana, this is my hero’s journey, this is my arc of the convenient. How are we supposed to perceive the voice of reason when my inner-dialogue kicked the bucket long before I got around to it? I killed a man in Reno.

Either way, itd be hot to be a pretty girl getting her cock milked right? It sounds hot

being a pretty girl sounds nice yeah, getting milked? idk i’m more of a dominant type regardless of my gender. I have been submissive in the past but in sort of a power bottom way. The main way I like being submissive, at least in a sense, is through being the object of someone’s desires. I used to be really into being a hot untouchable egirl findomme, but it made me feel submissive in a sense because people were pursuing me, and I liked teasing them for it. Kinda want to go back to that ig.

I mentioned I shaved my head in October… my hair is long enough at this point that if I put some makeup on I do look pretty, but it’s still not effortless. A lot of why I fell so hard into detrans kink the past half year or so is because when I looked in the mirror I felt like I saw a guy. That’s a little different now I guess but I would still like my hair to be longer.

reblog if you're an mtf boy who wants people to come into your DMs / inbox and tell you how masculine and manly you are

me: *becomes an alcoholic but in a cute and sexy way*

not really my place to judge, but i find it interesting that you frame detransition as "getting worse," inherently degrading and something you'd need to be forced into. it makes this kink seem like an elaborate form of self-harm.

not that i can judge, i browse these kinds of blogs because they make me feel miserable by proxy!

Yep.

lol yep.

You hit the nail on the head.

What can I say, self harm is really hot :P

Cutting my arms doesn’t do it for me, it has to be deeply psychological.

Hello!

I like dms :) i'm a loser fake girl (a normal boy) potentially detransitioning