So, I Learned Something About My Mom Recently. She Says 'homosexual' As Opposed To 'gay' And It Always

So, I take two ballet classes a week, and because im still pretty new to it, I'm only a level two, so one of the classes consists of a bunch of third graders and then me. Sarcasm is incredibly prevalent in my speech, and the tiny ten-year-olds think it is the most hilarious thing and it's kind of adorable.

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Random things that are said at my school #3

"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."

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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."

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"Quadratic functions."

"SAME THOUGH."

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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"

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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"

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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.

"it's not a race, it's a creed" and "it's not a band, it's an idea" has the same energy. Try to change my frickin mind.

Wack dream I had last night.

Last night, I had this really weird dream about world war three, but it was like after the war, and it was America versus France for the rights to Disney. America won and there was a giant party thing with like twelve different my chemical romances playing and it was wack and I sadly woke up.

Same tho.

"My favourite color is blood."

Frank Iero, probably.

Shout-out to my good friend GeneticKid for not being an MCR obsessor but still agreeing that a reunion was imminent and listening to my rants and songs that I stole her computer for.

I'm in the dressing room of my ballet because nutcracker and I'm in my angel costume watching wttbp and this guy taking professional pictures of backstage took like five pictures of me and I didn't realize and then I looked at the camera really apologetically when I realized what happened and he just smiled and said "carry on" and I laughed a little bit and then he says:

"My daughter likes them too."

rb if u want hug