So, I Take Two Ballet Classes A Week, And Because Im Still Pretty New To It, I'm Only A Level Two, So

Reblog this with your sign and whichever umbrella academy character you would choose to help you fight god

Fun story:

So, pretty much just last night, I got my first deity. Which was Aphrodite. Got some imagery of pretty little anemones and felt full of love and very peaceful. The thing is, earlier that day, I had made an offering to any god or goddess that wanted it and would chose me, but I made it like it was an offering to simply Aphrodite. Apples and honey, cinnamon, chocolate. Well last night, after I had made the offering, I had Pas de Cheval stuck in my head, when I realised, Pas de Cheval is a ballet move. It means 'Step of the Horse'. The horse is one of Aphrodite's sacred animals. So I consulted my pendulum and sure enough, it was Aphrodite. Then you know what song got stuck in my head when I was done?

I Have Friends in Holy Spaces.

For real. Aphrodite has a sense of humor.

Credit: @pet_foolery

Random things that are said at my school #4

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"Here's my advice: Distract yourself. Watch some anime, listen to music, read. Do anything. If it's masturbating, masturbate. Go ahead."

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"You need a hug. But not from me, because I'm socially awkward."

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"How dark is this able to be?"

"As dark as you want."

"Nice."

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"Trademark the stinky."

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*whispers* "My feet are cold."

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"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH KAREN."

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"THE GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING DORIAN DOWNS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING OVER THE SEA TO SKYE AND SHE ALSO HIT ME WITH HER BOW AND SAID SHE DIDN'T AND THAT I PROBABLY DESERVED IT."

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*kahoot music playing softly in background*

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

hey ppl reading this can u please reblog and tag ur sign + favorite animal + most worn type of shoe… it’s for my Research

It be like that sometimes

Reader: “Oh my God! I can’t wait to see what happens next!”

Me, the author, who has been winging this plot since chapter one:

All! 👏 Your! 👏 Ships! 👏 Are! 👏 Valid! 👏 Even if someone doesn’t like the ship! Because everyone has different opinions and that’s a ok! 

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