It be like that sometimes
Reader: “Oh my God! I can’t wait to see what happens next!”
Me, the author, who has been winging this plot since chapter one:
Fear Madame Zeroni, bitches.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
If you don't have an obsession with gerard way's teal hair then get the fuck out
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
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"it's not a race, it's a creed" and "it's not a band, it's an idea" has the same energy. Try to change my frickin mind.
Random things that are said at my school #4
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"Here's my advice: Distract yourself. Watch some anime, listen to music, read. Do anything. If it's masturbating, masturbate. Go ahead."
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"You need a hug. But not from me, because I'm socially awkward."
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"How dark is this able to be?"
"As dark as you want."
"Nice."
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"Trademark the stinky."
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*whispers* "My feet are cold."
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"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH KAREN."
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"THE GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING DORIAN DOWNS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING OVER THE SEA TO SKYE AND SHE ALSO HIT ME WITH HER BOW AND SAID SHE DIDN'T AND THAT I PROBABLY DESERVED IT."
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*kahoot music playing softly in background*
no offense but. spongebob squarepants movie 2004
OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME
I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
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