Random Things That Are Said At My School #3

no offense but. spongebob squarepants movie 2004

"it's not a race, it's a creed" and "it's not a band, it's an idea" has the same energy. Try to change my frickin mind.

Aalssy. Huh. Odd.

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Random things that are said at my school #4

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"Here's my advice: Distract yourself. Watch some anime, listen to music, read. Do anything. If it's masturbating, masturbate. Go ahead."

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"You need a hug. But not from me, because I'm socially awkward."

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"How dark is this able to be?"

"As dark as you want."

"Nice."

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"Trademark the stinky."

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*whispers* "My feet are cold."

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"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH KAREN."

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"THE GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING DORIAN DOWNS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING OVER THE SEA TO SKYE AND SHE ALSO HIT ME WITH HER BOW AND SAID SHE DIDN'T AND THAT I PROBABLY DESERVED IT."

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*kahoot music playing softly in background*

NICO DI ANGELO IN A LONG BLACK COAT

PASS IT ON

So, I take two ballet classes a week, and because im still pretty new to it, I'm only a level two, so one of the classes consists of a bunch of third graders and then me. Sarcasm is incredibly prevalent in my speech, and the tiny ten-year-olds think it is the most hilarious thing and it's kind of adorable.