You Are Not Alone

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

Shout-out to my good friend GeneticKid for not being an MCR obsessor but still agreeing that a reunion was imminent and listening to my rants and songs that I stole her computer for.

Just as you found this post, may you find money flowing effortlessly into your life from henceforward.

Blessed are you who read this. Manifest the receiving an abundance of money now. As the universe has been good to you, be good to another. Bless a friend and bless a stranger.

Reblog to cast and pass the blessing!

Blanca Bitchcraft

All! 👏 Your! 👏 Ships! 👏 Are! 👏 Valid! 👏 Even if someone doesn’t like the ship! Because everyone has different opinions and that’s a ok! 

reblog if you think boys can wear dresses

proving a point to my entire family

I never thought that I would see this in the wild.

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

Me, sitting on the washing machine with a two-year-old should on my lap: I HAVE STOLEN THE OVEN

[everyone is at a packed Starbucks]

Grian: This is crazy! [holds Cub’s hand]

[both look down and look up]

Grian: You’re not Mumbo

Cub: Nope

Mumbo: You’re holding the wrong hand, honey.

Grian: You sure?

Cub: We’re sure

Grian: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now

Cub: I’m not paying

Grian: Oh never mind, let me go back to Mumbo

Mumbo: I’m not paying either!

Xisuma, in front of them: Come hold my hand, Grian. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want

Grian: [holds hands with Xisuma, looks back at Cub and Mumbo] At least someone cares about me