I Never Thought That I Would See This In The Wild.

happy (early) thanksgiving, gays

Random things that are said at my school

Number idgaf

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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"

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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"

"Well, definitely not breast cancer."

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"Caress the thin tree."

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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."

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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."

"MCFUCKIN DO IT."

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"Thank you for your contribution--"

"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."

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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.

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The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall

If you don't have an obsession with gerard way's teal hair then get the fuck out

I just got married to someone on Wattpad. It was rad.

Just as you found this post, may you find money flowing effortlessly into your life from henceforward.

Blessed are you who read this. Manifest the receiving an abundance of money now. As the universe has been good to you, be good to another. Bless a friend and bless a stranger.

Reblog to cast and pass the blessing!

Blanca Bitchcraft

reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally

vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact

whatever [falls in gay pirate love with you]