Random Things That Are Said At My School
Random things that are said at my school
Number idgaf
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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"
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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"
"Well, definitely not breast cancer."
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"Caress the thin tree."
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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."
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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."
"MCFUCKIN DO IT."
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"Thank you for your contribution--"
"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."
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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.
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Random things that are said at my school #3
"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."
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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."
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"Quadratic functions."
"SAME THOUGH."
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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"
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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"
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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.
Are you all ready to dance? This song is called Planetary.
me: *goes literal months without writing a single word*
also me: *publishes three chapters in the same day* hey sorry for disappearing, the next chapter comes whenever the gods decide to fuel my motivation, see you in four years I guess
*cries* YOU *shovels mostaccioli into mouth* ABSOLUTE *yeets book across the room* DONKEY
I love all of you lovelies
ROGER I HAVE A MASSIVE CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT HELP
You know lying is bad
Reblog this with your sign and whichever umbrella academy character you would choose to help you fight god
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I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
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