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Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

you are not alone

Random things that are said at my school #2

"You're not my mom Oprah."

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"With three hundred dollars we could buy Hot Topic."

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"That's not a VSCO girl, that's a VSCO thot."

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"What is something questionable?"

"MY SEXUALITY."

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"Grrrrratitude is rrrrrrichess."

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"I'M A RACCOON!"

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"Who buys seven pounds of dried figs?"

"Fig Fetish Claire."

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"I'm not okay."

"SING IT!"

"I do not wish to."

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*screeches*

"UUUUWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUU"

"I hear a furry's mating call."

Random things that are said at my school #3

"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."

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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."

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"Quadratic functions."

"SAME THOUGH."

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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"

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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"

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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

Okay, so at my ballet, there are these two girls. They're twins impossible to tell apart except for the fact that one of them wears a pink leotard and the other wears a teal one. We're doing the nutcracker, and they got the roles of the Russian trepak dancers in the land of sweets. They're flipping around, doing cartwheels and jumping all over the stage and I cannot get Vamos and Vaya out of my brain when I see them dance during the act 2 runthroughs. It is killing me. All the other angels are snobs who roll their eyes and hate the thought of being a trepak dancer while I'm over here nearly dying because in my head I'm watching Vamos and Vaya doing split jumps and somersaults. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. So long and good night.