Thanks So Much. Can’t Wait For The Listeners Choice Episode In September.

Thanks so Much. Can’t wait for the listeners choice Episode in September.

Amazing News

@wonderfulworldofdarklords just followed me, one of my favorite podcasts!!!! Their Conversion of Disney Movies to Ravenloft Domains of Dread Have Inspired so many of my posts. Thank you So much Tom or Rachel Kolar. I work so much on mutants and masterminds and DnD stuff and the fact that their DnD stuff recognized me makes me so happy.(I was hyperactive all morning from joy.)

More Posts from Blossomingtortoise2 and Others

1 week ago

Don’t forget the new Pokey Forme!

Don’t Forget The New Pokey Forme!

I’m rewatching Black Friday and this is the only way I want eldrich horrors depicted from now on

Like this is infinitely more horrific than any actual interpretation of a massive beast, no matter how scary the design

Just having the design of the beast be made from the set is genius and leaves the actual look of it in the minds of the viewer

It also helps Wiggly and the rest of the Lords in Black because their only designs are this for wiggly, the toys they’ve made, and the human designs from Nerdy Prudes Must Die. I’m fucking obsessed with this design

I’m Rewatching Black Friday And This Is The Only Way I Want Eldrich Horrors Depicted From Now On
2 months ago

🎮1️⃣So things look bad and your backs against the wall. Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless. You’re feeling filthy as your MacBook Pro hard drive. Can’t face the world Nonchill and Squipless. You lost your way,you think your life is wrecked. Well let me just say you’re correct. 🎮2️⃣Wait What.

🎮1️⃣You’re a Loser,Baby, a loser goddamn baby you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. But we’re both losers so that’s fine. A geek, and whatever, Trauma bonding never,you’re a loser just like me. 🎮2️⃣Is this supposed to make me feel better.

🎮1️⃣No you literally abandoned me after taking a grey oblong pill.

🎮2️⃣But it’s from Japan!!

🎮1️⃣Who Cares!

🎮2️⃣I paid 400 Dollars, for a psychopathic freak

🎮1️⃣And you think that makes you Unique?(Points to Rich Goranski)

🔥💊Hey!

🎮1️⃣Were both loser’s baby, were losers it’s okay to be a-

🎮2️⃣Pill Addicted Horny Heere

🎮1️⃣Hey that’s fine by me. I got an appetite for what’s retro.

🎮2️⃣And 20 times in the book I insisted I was hetro.(Out of song:The book makes Jeremy Being Bi way too obvious)

Last Updated 3/6/2025 and near the ending. I’ll do More Later but for now I’m Getting Ready for a Jeremy Version Of Poison about the Squip(Yeah I know gaslighting and SA are different but it fits lyrics wise I might do addict instead for using Drugs instead of SA)(Also might do more musical Hazbin hotel parodies)

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3 months ago

Da Devil Meets The Squip Because New York(Even Snapcube Sonic Earth) and New Jersey(I have no comment for the Bmc earth since except for Squips in the musical and Brian Chips in the Book it is the same tech level versus the damn eclipse cannon) are too close.

😈Ayy Shadow I’m here to convince you to do sin again. Steal candy from Small Businesses and Stuff like that. Not kill the president,or Walmart, that didn’t go so well. Wait you’re not shadow.

💊What the Hell are you.

😈I’m Da Devil,From the Collection of Books Known as:Da Bible.

💊You look like black doom this is a Sony Mindscape not a Sega One.(Note:Squips in the book are made by Sony)

😈Go fuck yaself. It’s sega Now. I’ve got a proposition for you,Go to San Francisco.

💊what?

😈ayy bada bing bada boom go to H.E Double Hockey Sticks

💊As I fall here I recall the monster he thought I am, and the pity I took for that One.

😈you know that you didn’t take any pity right, you have more sin points than shadow, and you didn’t kill just gaslight.

💊What are sin points.

😈they’re what determines how you go to H.E double hockey sticks.And let’s just say your view of coolness got Jeremy a ton of sin points.

💻What?

🎮Youre Still alive.

😈No The Squip is in HE Double Hockey Sticks,Shadow wanted to make it HE Double Gun so here’s the proof

🎮Hell

😈Let’s just say that even computers have sin points.

🦔🌑You, I thought it was time to sing.

😈I’m on Musical Villain Duty

🦔🌑As I fall here I recall the fading glance she gave me, and the vow of vengeance that I took in her name. Why did you bring me back to my darkest hour why did you bring me back to cables cars and towers, from this highway I was taken off the turn. Let retribution Burn!

😈Here’s the goal to pinpoint gotta rack up those sin points. If you kill those guys you can take their sin for yourself ya see. Or if you suck like you usually do.

💊Pause

😈Then you can kill those guys who donate to charity.

🦔🌑Get Back here, I want answers

😈Well I’m the king of hell, got you under my spell. I’m the guy who sets on fire the people in my domain who fell. That’s the power I hold as the devil.

🦔🌑If you plan to rise again you’ll find I’m no friend, I don’t care how many times I need to bring your end,no matter what you’re scheming. You better keep on dreaming,all of me is all I am and you can never take that from me.

Da Devil Meets The Squip Because New York(Even Snapcube Sonic Earth) And New Jersey(I Have No Comment
Da Devil Meets The Squip Because New York(Even Snapcube Sonic Earth) And New Jersey(I Have No Comment

Who Would Win: Da Devil from the Bible but he lives in New York or A mind control supercomputer pill that lives in New Jersey.


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1 month ago

clarification: I just remembered the Moveable Effect of Create,Move Object isn’t needed if you don’t want to harvest resources and Do Your Own Fortnite Building.

charlie: I LOOKED AT THE MECHANICS OF MUTANTS AND MASTERMINDS AND I MADE FORTNITE BUILDING

bizly, in the quietest most surprised gm voice: okay

2 weeks ago

Mellachu! We need Jeremeevee and Christifairy, Richmander,Jaketle,and more!(Yes it’s A Gen 1 Pokemon Au if it wasn’t I’d make Michael a Rotom(I’ll draw it for art class and post it here). Also this is adorable!!

A Fellow Prompted By One Of My Friend's Ideas

A fellow prompted by one of my friend's ideas

1 month ago

4/20 For Everyone. Add some thematic gifs though. Weed and Japanese Drugs!

4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!
4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!

Oh and Pokemon Clover’s Weed Fakemon,Bongecko Which Via Fire Stone Becomes Marleyzard.

4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!
4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!
Unbelievable That Its 4/20 And Absolutely Nobody Has Put The Objectively Best Rage Comic On My Dash Yet.

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here


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1 month ago

Anything Hatchetfield:Ascension is The Idea of Your Stupidity being so high others are below it even when they try to beat it.(Yeah I love Starkid but come on it’s just like that when it comes to dark comedy.)

Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion


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1 week ago

They should do the cocaine and Tip Sign.

Things that the TGWDLM cast have joked about using their budget for so far:

A trained hollywood squirrel

A new tip sign

cocaine

One Really Cool Costume (and nothing else)

6 days ago

If you were in New Jersey You’d already know. It’s all Over the Two Rivers Theatre website. It’s amazing!!

BE MORE CHILL IS HAVING A REUNION.

BE MORE CHILL IS HAVING A REUNION.

GUYS THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY.

2 months ago

that’s Morshu not Mardu or Mordu. But Yay Phillips CDI

Regarding the hand-off document, is "Mordu" instead of "Mardu" a typo today, or did it change after you submitted the hand-off?

It changed after handoff.

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The Mischapocalypse is Over He has been Appeased.This is just my highlights. Credit To Kev Walker for theProfile pic art and mark rose water for the trivia and card effect since he's the Un rules manager.As well credit toSiimon Dominic For The Amazing Blossoming tortoise and the Magic design team for the effect.Blossoming Tortoise 28BBGGLegendary Creature:Phyrexian Turtle HorrorAffinity For BeeblesFlying,Trample,Protection From Eldrazi,Nonbasic Islandwalk,Banding,PhasingAt the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Blossoming Tortoise 2.As Blossoming. tortoise 2 enters name a card. If someone says the cards name or names a card in play or on the stack they get a poison counter. Whenever Blossoming Tortoise2 enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.Land creatures you control get +1/+1.9/9

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