🎮1️⃣So Things Look Bad And Your Backs Against The Wall. Your Whole Existence Seems Fucking Hopeless.

🎮1️⃣So things look bad and your backs against the wall. Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless. You’re feeling filthy as your MacBook Pro hard drive. Can’t face the world Nonchill and Squipless. You lost your way,you think your life is wrecked. Well let me just say you’re correct. 🎮2️⃣Wait What.

🎮1️⃣You’re a Loser,Baby, a loser goddamn baby you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. But we’re both losers so that’s fine. A geek, and whatever, Trauma bonding never,you’re a loser just like me. 🎮2️⃣Is this supposed to make me feel better.

🎮1️⃣No you literally abandoned me after taking a grey oblong pill.

🎮2️⃣But it’s from Japan!!

🎮1️⃣Who Cares!

🎮2️⃣I paid 400 Dollars, for a psychopathic freak

🎮1️⃣And you think that makes you Unique?(Points to Rich Goranski)

🔥💊Hey!

🎮1️⃣Were both loser’s baby, were losers it’s okay to be a-

🎮2️⃣Pill Addicted Horny Heere

🎮1️⃣Hey that’s fine by me. I got an appetite for what’s retro.

🎮2️⃣And 20 times in the book I insisted I was hetro.(Out of song:The book makes Jeremy Being Bi way too obvious)

Last Updated 3/6/2025 and near the ending. I’ll do More Later but for now I’m Getting Ready for a Jeremy Version Of Poison about the Squip(Yeah I know gaslighting and SA are different but it fits lyrics wise I might do addict instead for using Drugs instead of SA)(Also might do more musical Hazbin hotel parodies)

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6 days ago

Thanks so Much. Can’t wait for the listeners choice Episode in September.

Amazing News

@wonderfulworldofdarklords just followed me, one of my favorite podcasts!!!! Their Conversion of Disney Movies to Ravenloft Domains of Dread Have Inspired so many of my posts. Thank you So much Tom or Rachel Kolar. I work so much on mutants and masterminds and DnD stuff and the fact that their DnD stuff recognized me makes me so happy.(I was hyperactive all morning from joy.)

6 days ago

Don’t Make Fun Of New Jersey this is one of the very few things I’m glad to be in New Jersey for. Flights are comparatively cheap, especially Red Bank.(I’m saying this though I still have to go 51 miles)

Omg Be More Chill having a 10 year reunion event at Two River Theater is so cool but god I wish it was not in NEW JERSEY because I want to go SO DAMN BAD

THEY’RE GONNA HAVE MOST OF THE ORIGINAL CAST TOO INCLUDING THE ORIGINAL JEREMY AHHH

I’ve never wished I lived in New Jersey but just this once I wish I did I love BMC so much it’s literally my 3rd favorite musical ever

AND I CANT GO BC ITS IN FUCKING NEW JERSEY WHAT IF I JUMP OFF A CLIFF

1 month ago

Hail Cthulhu, Sorry I mean Wiggly.

“Well, He’s Deep Down In Drowsy Town, Sleepin’ The Dreamless Sleep Of The Dead!”

“Well, he’s deep down in Drowsy Town, sleepin’ the dreamless sleep of the dead!”

4 days ago

I hyperfixated on the Entire Roller-Rama But The Abstinence Camp Episode does have too little art.

i think more people need to become attached to like random freaking hatchetfield characters that only appear in like 1 nmt episode like come on where’s the love and content for stopwatch? mary and noah? hailey? snigglette? i do not see NEARLY enough content of boy jerry and girl jeri and that upsets me

2 months ago

Marcus being a Theatre Kid means he deserves mercy. I am very serious he needs ressurection.

Marcus and Leo's friendship is sooo funny to me. Marcus is a narcissistic sociopath with abandonment issues, and he is also. A theatre kid. And a loser. Leo NEVERRRRR hesitates to call him out on his bullshit. "why do I have no friends 🥺" "uh because you're a manipulative snake who pushes everyone away because you're terrified of vulnerability. we've been over this". Marcus hates him for it sometimes but if anyone ever hurt Leo or took him away he'd have a nuclear level crashout the likes of which has never been seen. Also they're both haters

1 month ago

April Fools Day Post

Since Starkid is Comedy Musicals For AprilFools Day I’m Showing the Teen Lords in Black Again because damn they look amazing and Properly Thematic. also dancing Clover Because Undertale Yellow is Fun.

April Fools Day Post
April Fools Day Post

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1 week ago

Don’t forget the new Pokey Forme!

Don’t Forget The New Pokey Forme!

I’m rewatching Black Friday and this is the only way I want eldrich horrors depicted from now on

Like this is infinitely more horrific than any actual interpretation of a massive beast, no matter how scary the design

Just having the design of the beast be made from the set is genius and leaves the actual look of it in the minds of the viewer

It also helps Wiggly and the rest of the Lords in Black because their only designs are this for wiggly, the toys they’ve made, and the human designs from Nerdy Prudes Must Die. I’m fucking obsessed with this design

I’m Rewatching Black Friday And This Is The Only Way I Want Eldrich Horrors Depicted From Now On
2 weeks ago

I agree with the Little Bastard. Ted Spankoffski is Adorable. By Adorable I mean Come On He Did weird shit during TGWLDM and is Literally The Glenn Quagmire of Musicals.

(None Of Them Are Sane They Are All Hypocrites)

(None of them are sane they are all hypocrites)

This is silly but wouldn't leave my brain so now I have to curse you all with it too :)

2 months ago

The Book Of Bill and Be More Chill

The book of bill uses Mountain Dew Code Red(What Kills Squips in the Book) as How to Stop Bill Cipher from Possesion. This is amazing! Squip and Bill Cipher Art should be made.


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6 days ago

Sorry I responded with the wrong blog and I don’t have the links.(Check the Episode on Apple Podcasts and some reviews include a review of home on the range.)

A grey-scale sketch of the Crying Woman with the Crucifix sobbing cartoonishly and reaching for Jonathan Harker as he walks away, distracted by a butterfly on his finger. Text around the woman's figure reads, in all caps "No, little English Herr! Don't go into Count Dracula's Castle!"

It's an old tale from way back when/ And we're gonna sing it again and again...

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The Mischapocalypse is Over He has been Appeased.This is just my highlights. Credit To Kev Walker for theProfile pic art and mark rose water for the trivia and card effect since he's the Un rules manager.As well credit toSiimon Dominic For The Amazing Blossoming tortoise and the Magic design team for the effect.Blossoming Tortoise 28BBGGLegendary Creature:Phyrexian Turtle HorrorAffinity For BeeblesFlying,Trample,Protection From Eldrazi,Nonbasic Islandwalk,Banding,PhasingAt the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Blossoming Tortoise 2.As Blossoming. tortoise 2 enters name a card. If someone says the cards name or names a card in play or on the stack they get a poison counter. Whenever Blossoming Tortoise2 enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.Land creatures you control get +1/+1.9/9

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