4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!

4/20 For Everyone. Add some thematic gifs though. Weed and Japanese Drugs!

4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!
4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!

Oh and Pokemon Clover’s Weed Fakemon,Bongecko Which Via Fire Stone Becomes Marleyzard.

4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!
4/20 For Everyone. Add Some Thematic Gifs Though. Weed And Japanese Drugs!
Unbelievable That Its 4/20 And Absolutely Nobody Has Put The Objectively Best Rage Comic On My Dash Yet.

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

More Posts from Blossomingtortoise2 and Others

1 week ago

The Propoganda is He Likes to Leave Poops In Your Shoe. Is there a God?!

propaganda for Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel:

He lives in a pocket and he's cute

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2 months ago

do you need me to do the lyrics of Morshu-richer than you?

Turn around, Link, it'd be a crime If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you So don't step over that line Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time

But kids like you don't play by the rules And guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools So just go, before my patience drains quicker And don't come back till you're a little richer!

Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able Guess you know my prices aren't negotiable I can tell you're gеtting really sick of trying But I think you're just mad you keep dying

You're not gonna win, wе'll be here together Haggling in my item store forever I know that there is nothing cheap about 'em But you cannot beat the game without 'em I know you've got

Ru-u-u-u-pies, ru-u-u-u-pies Ru-u-u-u-pies For Lamp oil, rope, and bombs, lamp oil, rope, and bombs Lamp oil, rope, and bombs

I know I'm selling Everything you're searching for But if you want to afford it, well You better grind some more

And no matter how I stall you You won't give up and go home Is it really worth all this trouble Just to bomb some dodongos?

Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able You should know by know that credit's off the table Think that you can try to scam me like I'm some pawn? Well I don't have time for beggars so get Morshed on I know you've made my customers disappear But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their mercy I am their power I am monetization I know you've got Ru-u-u-u-pees, ru-u-u-u-pees Ru-u-u-u-pees But I think I'm Richer than you

Regarding the hand-off document, is "Mordu" instead of "Mardu" a typo today, or did it change after you submitted the hand-off?

It changed after handoff.


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2 months ago

E Tu,Jeremy

(Jeremy Has Drank Mountain Dew:Squip Death(Mountain Dew Red+Mountain Dew Code Red+Ecstasy+Alcohol+The Nintendo and Microsoft Logos(The rivals of Sony))

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1 week ago

Don’t Make Fun Of New Jersey this is one of the very few things I’m glad to be in New Jersey for. Flights are comparatively cheap, especially Red Bank.(I’m saying this though I still have to go 51 miles)

Omg Be More Chill having a 10 year reunion event at Two River Theater is so cool but god I wish it was not in NEW JERSEY because I want to go SO DAMN BAD

THEY’RE GONNA HAVE MOST OF THE ORIGINAL CAST TOO INCLUDING THE ORIGINAL JEREMY AHHH

I’ve never wished I lived in New Jersey but just this once I wish I did I love BMC so much it’s literally my 3rd favorite musical ever

AND I CANT GO BC ITS IN FUCKING NEW JERSEY WHAT IF I JUMP OFF A CLIFF

3 months ago

Da Devil Meets The Squip Because New York(Even Snapcube Sonic Earth) and New Jersey(I have no comment for the Bmc earth since except for Squips in the musical and Brian Chips in the Book it is the same tech level versus the damn eclipse cannon) are too close.

😈Ayy Shadow I’m here to convince you to do sin again. Steal candy from Small Businesses and Stuff like that. Not kill the president,or Walmart, that didn’t go so well. Wait you’re not shadow.

💊What the Hell are you.

😈I’m Da Devil,From the Collection of Books Known as:Da Bible.

💊You look like black doom this is a Sony Mindscape not a Sega One.(Note:Squips in the book are made by Sony)

😈Go fuck yaself. It’s sega Now. I’ve got a proposition for you,Go to San Francisco.

💊what?

😈ayy bada bing bada boom go to H.E Double Hockey Sticks

💊As I fall here I recall the monster he thought I am, and the pity I took for that One.

😈you know that you didn’t take any pity right, you have more sin points than shadow, and you didn’t kill just gaslight.

💊What are sin points.

😈they’re what determines how you go to H.E double hockey sticks.And let’s just say your view of coolness got Jeremy a ton of sin points.

💻What?

🎮Youre Still alive.

😈No The Squip is in HE Double Hockey Sticks,Shadow wanted to make it HE Double Gun so here’s the proof

🎮Hell

😈Let’s just say that even computers have sin points.

🦔🌑You, I thought it was time to sing.

😈I’m on Musical Villain Duty

🦔🌑As I fall here I recall the fading glance she gave me, and the vow of vengeance that I took in her name. Why did you bring me back to my darkest hour why did you bring me back to cables cars and towers, from this highway I was taken off the turn. Let retribution Burn!

😈Here’s the goal to pinpoint gotta rack up those sin points. If you kill those guys you can take their sin for yourself ya see. Or if you suck like you usually do.

💊Pause

😈Then you can kill those guys who donate to charity.

🦔🌑Get Back here, I want answers

😈Well I’m the king of hell, got you under my spell. I’m the guy who sets on fire the people in my domain who fell. That’s the power I hold as the devil.

🦔🌑If you plan to rise again you’ll find I’m no friend, I don’t care how many times I need to bring your end,no matter what you’re scheming. You better keep on dreaming,all of me is all I am and you can never take that from me.

Da Devil Meets The Squip Because New York(Even Snapcube Sonic Earth) And New Jersey(I Have No Comment
Da Devil Meets The Squip Because New York(Even Snapcube Sonic Earth) And New Jersey(I Have No Comment

Who Would Win: Da Devil from the Bible but he lives in New York or A mind control supercomputer pill that lives in New Jersey.


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3 weeks ago

that would be hilarious.

So in the original script of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, Charlotte and Sam beat the shit out of everyone in “Join Us (And Die)”, including Charlotte hitting Paul over the head with a chair.

I love Paul so much but I would sell my soul to see Charlotte do that.

6 days ago

It’s literally Blinky’s title. It’s a Perfect Headcannon that all that needs to happen is Jeff Blim’s answer of yes or no.(He did more than the songs of Tto.).

I’ll never stop thinking about the fact that Trail To Oregon could very well take place in the hatchetfield universe because “The Watchers with a thousand eyes” could definitely be blinky

1 month ago

This person Forgot anything Starkid other than TGWDLM,Forgot Joe Iconis and Joe Tracz(So be more chill fans can still answer). Continue adding more until all Queer or Commonly Queer Liked Music Has Been Assimilated. The Apotheosis Is Upon Us.

Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...

will wood

will wood and the tapeworms

Tally hall

Miracle musical

mitski

jackstuber

joe hawley

that handsome devil

chonny jash

tom leher

ghost and pals

maretu

6arelyhuman

odetari

penelope scott

rio romeo

cuarteto de nos

riki musso

santiago tavella

laufey

taylor swift

radiohead

marina

weezer

the beatles

tv girl

billie ellish

milk in the microwave

bo burnham

fish in a birdcage

toby fox

lemon demon

sarah and the safe word

asteria

artic monkeys

they might be giants

my chemical romance

green day

gorillaz

ado

melanie martinez

the strokes

evanecense

glass animals

soddiken

the scary jokes

whatever Your favorite martian was smoking

tyler, the creator

the crane wives

the living tombstone

cavetown

mindless self indulgance

the orion experience

hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)

heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)

ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)

steam powered giraffe

kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)

21 pilots

Sir Chloe

hazbin hotel soundtrack

paparrapa the rapper soundtrack

sonic soundtrack

or the omori soundtrack

edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence


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1 week ago

Revenge For Doof!

Art Of Poseidon By Neil The Illustrator Seriously Guys Go Check Out Their YouTube Channel
Art Of Poseidon By Neil The Illustrator Seriously Guys Go Check Out Their YouTube Channel

Art of Poseidon by Neil the Illustrator seriously guys go check out their YouTube channel

2 weeks ago

Mellachu! We need Jeremeevee and Christifairy, Richmander,Jaketle,and more!(Yes it’s A Gen 1 Pokemon Au if it wasn’t I’d make Michael a Rotom(I’ll draw it for art class and post it here). Also this is adorable!!

A Fellow Prompted By One Of My Friend's Ideas

A fellow prompted by one of my friend's ideas

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The Mischapocalypse is Over He has been Appeased.This is just my highlights. Credit To Kev Walker for theProfile pic art and mark rose water for the trivia and card effect since he's the Un rules manager.As well credit toSiimon Dominic For The Amazing Blossoming tortoise and the Magic design team for the effect.Blossoming Tortoise 28BBGGLegendary Creature:Phyrexian Turtle HorrorAffinity For BeeblesFlying,Trample,Protection From Eldrazi,Nonbasic Islandwalk,Banding,PhasingAt the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Blossoming Tortoise 2.As Blossoming. tortoise 2 enters name a card. If someone says the cards name or names a card in play or on the stack they get a poison counter. Whenever Blossoming Tortoise2 enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.Land creatures you control get +1/+1.9/9

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