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God, I do not get paid enough to explain to a bunch of high schoolers why I have all these condoms today.

Sound guy, today. (via readyoncurtain)

when hamilton says “am I talking too loud? sometimes i get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth” he’s trying to follow burr’s advice of being more personable and keeping his opinions to himself then immediately after that his new friends say LET’S GET THIS GUY IN FRONT OF A CROWD and i don’t think they had any idea what kind of a pandora’s box they opened at that moment by encouraging him

#yayhamlet

How light can change your appearance.

listen, there is absolutely nothing that gets me going like mutual seemingly unrequited pining like? i live for both people losing their minds over the other person in bitter silence. savoring every single accidental brush of their fingers, elbows, thighs, every stray glance, memorizing every gesture or expression they catch while the other isn’t looking, all while being absolutely convinced that it’s one-sided only to finally!! finally find out it wasn’t in a triumphant moment of bliss after years and years of delicious, soul-rending, torturous, heart-wrenching pining. i literally don’t care about the fact that this trope is predictable af and always plays out the same way i will still go wild over it every single time like they’ll be doing the same reveal scene i have seen a million times and i’m still on the edge of my seat gasping “are they gonna kiss???”

Reblog if you’re rebel scum ♥ [shop]

>Reblog if you’re imperial garbage<

WHO SHOULD YOU FIGHT TECH EDITION

someone requested so   here we go

lighting designers: like yeah you could try to fight them but they’d probs just blind you and then kick your ass while you’re trying to reorient 4/10 would not advise

stage managers: buddy. pal. please. SMs are the reason your sorry ass gets anything done and we all know it. sure maybe you could win but then your life will fall apart and you’ll be sad 0/10 terrible idea

costume designers: i mean if they have their shears with them avoid but otherwise they tend to be pretty easy to fight. your call man 6/10 possibility of success

makeup designers: why would u want to fight makeup designers???? they just wanna make u look awesome and scary let them live. plus they’d probably murder you when you don’t see it coming 

fly crew: like you could try but they’d probably just bound away into the sky like fucking deer or something only attempt if you have wings 

sound designers: like i wanna say we could kick your asses but in all honesty what are we gonna do? throw a speaker at you? no those are heavy and cost more than your student loans we’d just yell until you gave up tbh

fight choreographers: like do i even need to explain why this is a terrible idea. they have fight in their name they’ll kick your ass into next tuesday and make it part of the warmup

set designer: ok i have a grudge against a lot of set designers but also have you seen their equipment. do not i repeat do NOT take them on on their own turf. corner them in a parking lot or something 

propsmaster: man they can turn anything into anything else who knows how many weapons they’ve got on them. on the other hand if you distract them with a challenge they will likely be pretty easy to subdue

dramaturg: history nerd to the max kick their bookloving ass if they deserve it they can’t fight back they’re not history BUFFS or anything amirite 

Female pilots edited out of the Star Wars movies.

who do you ship Kylo with?

common sense, doing the right thing, being a good person, fixing his life, a self-help book, atoning for his sins, apologizing to his mother

poe dameron: wow the stars are beautiful

finn: yeah they are

poe: do you know who else is beautiful?

finn: *blushes* who?

rey walking behind them: bb-8

finn & poe: that's true

There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there.

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Made my first advice piece about studying for exams and tests!

This is my personal go to process for studying with minimal effort and minimal time!

Made by me: @wannabesurgicalgod

So I made a weekly planner I truly intend to use!! (It looks so empty but it’s the summer semester and I only have one class!)I just found out about the studyblr community and it is so, so inspiring. I am sharring it with you as my first ever contribution to the studyblr! Yay!

I made four versions on the variation of the tiny deers at the top (I love them, but maybe someone won’t want them there!) and the blanks for the daily objectives. My personal objectives are 1) work on school things 2) read a few pages of a book since I’m doing the “2015 Reading Challenge” 3) write a minimum of 100 words of anything and 4) spend less money!

With the deers

One blank version

Two blanks version

Without the deers

One blank version

Two blanks version

If you use it or make a variation of it please like or reblog so I know I helped someone! Thanks! :) Oh and I’m not a study blog, I’m a hockey blog: don’t follow or you’ll be invaded by handsome dorks.

EDIT: There is a Monthly Expenses Chart that matches this planner.

Cocoa + Marshmallow = Hot Chocolate ♥

Somebody please delete this app game from my phone…

Miss. Universe sure was crazy last night, right? This is exactly what you think it is…

Slytherin Friendships

Ravenclaw/Slytherin

The most deadly combination

Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM

These are the people who bring down governments

And hack extremely secure databases

For fun

While drinking vodka

If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend

It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life

LOTS of debates.

Gryffindor/Slytherin

Oh man

Be careful with these ones

They make a really good team during physical fights/duels

“I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”

Getting drunk together

Crazy pranks

Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends

They give each other advice on how to flirt

Lots of bickering

“You suck” “Love you too”

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

Rare but amazing

Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves

Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong

Legitimately best friends

Really lowkey friendship

They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to

Silent communication

“I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Slytherin/Slytherin

They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all

They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other

Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization

They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally

If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives

Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them

They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other

They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better

Lots of devious schemes

They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff

Bad pirates - via http://ift.tt/1m5wGrr

Jefferson/Madison/Burr: Hamilton we know you stole money from the government

Hamilton: HAH! YOU GOT IT WRONG! I was cheating on my wife! Who looks bad now?

Jefferson/Madison/Burr:...still...you...

Very helpful. #techtheatre #lightboard (at The Rylander Theatre)

the day that hamilton the musical premiered alexander probably ran screaming through the afterlife flipping every other founding father the bird 

Just listen…

It’s exactly what you think

“Are you currently on fire? No? Then it’s not a fire hazard!”

My Master Electrician (via crescentwrenches)

Dear Carpentry

As a lighting tech, I absolutely love all that I do. But the scent of fresh cut wood beats the scent of whatever it is that’s burning in my lekos.

And for that, you have my eternal admiration.

Focusing lights is a lot like bad sex: you’re fumbling around in the dark, trying to screw into the right hole.