Bitchnuggetsam - Petty Queen

irish petnames you all deserve to know

maoinín » Little treasure, darling

meanmarc » Object of desire; favourite, darling.

leannán » Darling, sweetheart; favourite

rúnach » Darling, sweetheart

cograch » Confidant; sweetheart

ainsín » Darling

treiteall » Favourite, pet (also means warrior lol)

ansacht » Love; loved one

grianán » Loved one, darling

muirnín » Beloved, sweetheart

Honestly, the Babadook officially being recognized as a gay icon is the greatest thing to happen so far in 2017.

Miss. Universe sure was crazy last night, right? This is exactly what you think it is…

DAY 14/100 OF PRODUCTIVITY! math mock exam tomorrow so i did some math ah h H H H HH WHY DOES MY HANDWRITING FOR MATH LOOK SO BAD LMAO? ? !??? ?

i will never get bored of making autumn aesthetics

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The past stains us like errant ketchup. It only stays with us if we do nothing about it.

Taurus: Always be kind. Being gentile at your own discretion. 

Gemini: The star I asked for your horoscope gave me a twix so I think thats good. I think the twix is for you.

Cancer: Seek out the nearest shipwreck. The answers will be found within.

Leo: We all have a natural instinct for this sort of thing. Trust yourself. The parts of you that never speak often know the most.

Virgo: Theynever left. They got better at hiding. Leave the lights on.

Libra: Sentiment and memory is all that is left. Those can be painfully physical can’t they?

Scorpio: A bag of grapes, a slingshot, and a crowded wal-mart make for excellent entertainment if that’s your sort of thing.

Ophiuchus: Your choices are yours alone. This is important to remember, especially when not making choices.

Sagittarius: Important is a matter of perspective. You are important.

Capricorn: The art doesn’t care if you enjoy it or not.

Aquarius: Pay attention to the thoughts that float by like butterflies. Their beauty is delicate and temporary. 

Pisces: A sour mood makes a sour day. Relish it.

“My wife” says the woman I’m talking to. Suddenly my skin is clear, my student loans are paid, I feel remade.

Slytherin Friendships

Ravenclaw/Slytherin

The most deadly combination

Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM

These are the people who bring down governments

And hack extremely secure databases

For fun

While drinking vodka

If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend

It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life

LOTS of debates.

Gryffindor/Slytherin

Oh man

Be careful with these ones

They make a really good team during physical fights/duels

“I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”

Getting drunk together

Crazy pranks

Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends

They give each other advice on how to flirt

Lots of bickering

“You suck” “Love you too”

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

Rare but amazing

Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves

Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong

Legitimately best friends

Really lowkey friendship

They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to

Silent communication

“I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Slytherin/Slytherin

They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all

They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other

Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization

They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally

If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives

Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them

They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other

They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better

Lots of devious schemes

They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff