I’m A Magician In The Sheets 😏 *pulls A Rabbit Out Of My Pussy*

Before it comes back from hiatus tomorrow, here are my thoughts on the first ten episodes of MAGP

- ship Sam and Celia

- Gwen is my favourite, love her so much, date me please

- also love Colin, love a Scotsman

- Lena is chill, major Elias vibes

- love the big clown guy Mr Bonzo, he’s great

- GERRY AND GERTRUDE?

- Gwen, Colin, and Sam are my favourites

Me not having a girlfriend during lesbian visibility week is honestly so homophobic

Just re-listened to MAGP 10 and am I the only one who hears whispering as [ERROR] gets out?

It’s quiet but I swear it’s there behind the water sounds.

The only word I can hear clearly is “ethra” but I have no idea what it could be. Another language maybe?

Idk, it’s not in the transcript but I’m certain it’s there

hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

u know ur a tumblr local when u immediately come here to make sure ao3 is down and see people already posting about it. how dare ao3 be down and deprive me of my gay fanfiction. this is homophobic.

edit: just saw it’s for maintenance and i forgive them. their work makes a wonderful reading experience for me, so.

Say what you will about ROP but the way that Elrond and Durin are basically in-universe Tolkien and Lewis in that they complain about each other and to each other but at the end of the day are still on the same Super Bro Wavelength about What's Really Important (because Sauron and the rings are sus and they both know it) is quality content and I will not apologize for saying so. It's my favorite thing about the series honestly

"Gwendolyn Bouchard evil this, Gwendolyn Bouchard evil that"

Stfu

That woman is a wet cat with no self preservation, she looks at a horrific abomination and asks if it can read- my girl has no idea what the fuck she is doing.

I would not even question if she was only doing this because she wanted lena's job, she doesn't give a shit about supernatural stuff but rather she just hates Lena that much. Before you tell me how unrealistic it is, it's not, she is absolutely that petty.

I'm not okay I'm not fucking okay

Sometimes I think I’m finally moving on and then something or someone comes and violently throws me right back into my Maze Runner obsession and I start to realize I may never be free of it