I'm not okay I'm not fucking okay
"not all men-" you're right, jacaerys targaryen, heir to the iron throne, prince of dragonstone, the eldest son of queen rhaenyra targaryen and laenor velaryon, a dragonrider, would never treat me like this
Would it not be fucked if Martin/Norris gains sentience mid-statement and starts calling out to Jon before returning to the robotic voice and continuing the statement
Wrote a lil paragraph abt it here :)
*A few days after Jace's first visit to the North*
Jace: I don't think Lord Stark likes me very much...
Watchman 1: ...You have nothin' to worry about Prince Jacaerys
Watchman 2: Yeah, I'd say the warden of the North has been ecstatic since the day you arrived!
Jace: ....Surely you jest, he's been nothing but cold since my arrival!
Watchman 3: Oh no Your Highness, Lord Cregan is nothing but smiles when you're around!
Jace: You must be wrong
Watchman 2: Look! There's lord stark! Watch this your Highness
Watchman 2: Lord Stark!
*Cregan looks their way frowning*
Jace: ....*waves*
*Cregan's mouth twitches*
Watchman 1: See! I've never seen him smile that widely!
*The other two watchmen nod along*
Jace: ....That's a smile?!
the way haymitch must have seen it as all his ghosts coming back to haunt him at once when katniss walked onto the train with the face of burdock and asterid, the pin of maysilee, the voice of lenore dove, and a background so devastatingly similar to his own. of course sweetheart slipped out. and of course he did everything he could to keep her alive
*After Jace's Death*
Rhaenyra worried Cregan won't support her now
Rhaenyra, Sending a Raven to the North: Now that Jacaerys is dead, will you still stand by your oath?
Cregan, marching down South with his men: It's cute you think my oaths have faltered or that death can keep your son away from me
anyone else periodically refreshing the dw socials today
I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
Martin: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jon: Wow. They sound stupid. Martin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Jon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Martin: I guess you’re right. Hey Jon, I love you. Jon: See! Just say that! Martin: Holy fucking shit. Jon: If that flies over their head then, sorry Martin, but they're too dumb for you. Martin: Jon.
OKAY BUT LIKE SALLY AND POSEIDON’S CONVO OMG
“Do you want to talk to him?”
Long pause. THUNDER rolls in the distance.
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