"Gwendolyn Bouchard Evil This, Gwendolyn Bouchard Evil That"

he's brainwashed and loving and wants to do good, he's a good boy (gender neutral)

I love and hate the ending because it’s exactly what should happen. Aziraphale has a toxic relationship with heaven and people in those relationships for long time(think like … eternity) can’t just *leave* like that. There’s a mental hold that has you always wanting to please in anyway you can. If there’s a way to make them happy, even when you know the things they’ve done, it’s almost a need to do so. Especially if they make you think you can change something. I can guarantee the self sacrifice he was taught was repeating in his head when he told the Metatron there wasn’t anything and straightened up.

“Yes you’re in pain Aziraphale, but it’s for the good of everyone. Needs of the many over you”

Gods it sucks and is so perfect cause it’s exactly what I’d do.

How am I supposed to love laugh love in these conditions(ao3 is down)

OKAY BUT LIKE SALLY AND POSEIDON’S CONVO OMG

“Do you want to talk to him?”

Long pause. THUNDER rolls in the distance.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For future use

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

Lies I say! The worse the angst, the more we laugh!

Fanfic writers be like: goddamnit, this idea is so fucking sad it’s making me cry just thinking about it. Let me write it down so I can inflict it on others.

I think the absolute worst crime committed by the original LOTR movie trilogy was only putting the scene where Eomer finds Eowyn after the Battle of Pelennor Fields in the extended editions. Karl Urban at his absolute fucking best

I mean he did exist she just didn’t think so which makes it even worse