I Think The Absolute Worst Crime Committed By The Original LOTR Movie Trilogy Was Only Putting The Scene

obviously got no idea how much 'jon' will be in protocol, but i can't stop thinking about someone who's had to listen to all the tapes with his voice on saying "oh so You're jonathan sims??" and lobbying him with like a million questions.

then there's a pause,

and he just says "jonathan blackwood, actually" in that smug bitch voice of his. you know the one

Little me: Who are you?

Me now: I’m you but gayer

Little me: the fuck

"Are You TeAM blaCK or TeAM GrEEN" like no sir im neither, I AM TEAM RHAENYS FUCKING TARGARYEN THANK YOU VERY MUCH

he's brainwashed and loving and wants to do good, he's a good boy (gender neutral)

"not all men-" you're right, jacaerys targaryen, heir to the iron throne, prince of dragonstone, the eldest son of queen rhaenyra targaryen and laenor velaryon, a dragonrider, would never treat me like this

I love and hate the ending because it’s exactly what should happen. Aziraphale has a toxic relationship with heaven and people in those relationships for long time(think like … eternity) can’t just *leave* like that. There’s a mental hold that has you always wanting to please in anyway you can. If there’s a way to make them happy, even when you know the things they’ve done, it’s almost a need to do so. Especially if they make you think you can change something. I can guarantee the self sacrifice he was taught was repeating in his head when he told the Metatron there wasn’t anything and straightened up.

“Yes you’re in pain Aziraphale, but it’s for the good of everyone. Needs of the many over you”

Gods it sucks and is so perfect cause it’s exactly what I’d do.

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MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY, HE WANTS TO STAY, HE WANTS TO PLAY

OKAY BUT LIKE SALLY AND POSEIDON’S CONVO OMG

“Do you want to talk to him?”

Long pause. THUNDER rolls in the distance.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..