-2p China-

Yandere Memes Compilation (HSR) Part 2

Part 1

These are so fun to make🤭

You could have simplified it a bit amor, but I'll let it slide. I decided to just do the axis since I got lazy ✨

<~Yandere Axis x frightened bride~>

<~Germany~>

Ludwig started getting fidgety with having to stand for another hour because you haven’t shown up. He’ll be a tad irritated having his schedule messed up but when your friend comes to him saying that you got scared because of the attention you would get, he quickly goes to comfort you. He’ll try his best to be comforting but it’ll kind be him lecturing you about how important political weddings between countries, and saying how you’re only prolonging the inevitable by cowering in your room. He’s trying his best ok? Ludwig tries to get you to see the whole thing seem less scary but whether that works or not is up to debate.

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<~Italy~>

When Feli first gets word that you won’t be coming out he honestly just thinks you don’t like him. He didn’t go out of his way to keep his darker actions away from you to get you to like him, just for you to reject him on this special day. So he goes to see you and starts comforting you saying that they only have to be seen for the ceremony and they can cut the wedding short or just make the wedding private for the rest of the night. Either way he’s still going to be your spouse and you’ll still be with him.

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<~Japan~>

Honestly Kiku would prefer not having such a public wedding or at the very least have it private so when he gets word that you won’t be coming out because your scared, he can relate. His first objective is to calm you down and comfort you saying that you can just call off the wedding if your that scared. It’s not mandatory that they have a wedding after all and that it’s fine either way with him. He’s just glad that you haven’t caught onto the things he’s been doing in the background and your willingly going forward with the wedding.

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~Midnight hours~ ~~~

{~2p!Japan x Country!Reader~}

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Word count :1.3k Warnings: *This is by no means a healthy relationship, this is purely fictional and for an adult audience, please procede with caution when reading and minors do not interact* unhealthy relationship, stalking, manipulation, comment anything that I’ve missed.

me just posting what I’ve written thats Been sitting in my doc. next post will be a Denmark x C!reader, so stay toon! Honestly is pretty shit but i just wanted to share.

<reposts and comments are appreciated> ~~~

The piles of paper just kept piling up nowadays huh?

Being hunched over my desk day and night probably wasn’t the best for me or my back, but I just needed to finish signing off on some new economy suggestions my boss gave me...

my office seemed like a second home at this point with how much time I’ve had to stay here.

Concentrating on anything at this hour was hard enough as it was, didn’t help with the horrendously loud banging sound of the rain against the windows kept on getting louder and louder as the storm outside raged on.

Didn’t help with the days that I was out of here, i was always having to run away from that Kuro guy. He’s been such a bother to me these past months, harassing me relentlessly at meeting with the perverted things he whispered to me durring the meetings we shared together, quiet enough that no one else heard besides me.All the times where he would just speak down to me as if I was child, commenting on the way I dress, walk, what I ate, to the point where I’ve been getting more self conscious with my everyday life.

To top it off that fucking smug smirk he always wore when he knew he had gotten to me just made me hate him even more then I already did. Ame or Cali couldn’t really help me since he hasn’t outwardly hurt me or caused international problems with our countries.

It was infuriating to say the least.

I felt myself dozing off to the sound of the rain as I jumped wide awake as a loud crack of thunder lite up my entire room.

I’m falling asleep..

Great...

I tried to focus on the words in front of me but they all just blurred together. Nothing was anywhere near comprehensive at this hour anyway.

‘It’s late enough as it is, I should just call it a night and head home’

I thought to myself as I shuffled the papers on my desk into different piles seeing how much of it I actually got done in a day. Not a lot, but not to few that I can’t get it done tomorrow morning if I hurry fast enough. God knows Alfred already has another thousand papers for me to do for him..

I stumbled a little as I tried to get up from my chair as another crack of thunder shook the entire room. I almost thought it was an earthquake with how the room had shook. But as soon as it hit, it ceased and all you could hear was the rain again. I looked up at the lights as they started to flicker then dim, leaving me in the dark. ‘Great’ I sign to myself ‘powers out’ I was more annoyed then irritated.

I try to find my way through the dark deciding to put the stacks of paper in a cabinet to sort threw in the morning. I Stumble to find the door knob but once it was open I could see a little better, the grand windows in the hallway let in more of the moon light and there wasn’t many items I could trip over in the hallway.

“Isn’t it a bit late to be staying up C/n?”

No...

No no no

no no no no no

nO No On NO NO NO NO NO!!

I whipped around so fast that I almost fell backwards. Nothing had ever woken me up faster then those simple words did. There’s no way he could be here. This was a, MY capital building. They don’t just let random people walk around in these halls, especially other personifications! But, down the wall you could clearly see the outline of another being.

God I just be done with this day already and I most certainly don’t want to deal with, him. There’s no one around to see if I just make a break for it, I could just run from him and make it home safely, I’ve done it before. Then again, all I’ve been doing the past week was sitting in a chair, I wasn’t in the best position to be running at a full sprint, especially already being pretty fatigued. I doubted his body would be as tired as mine was. But as I took a small step back ready to turn away, he took a step forward.

“You know your very rude for already planning on running away from me, you haven’t even greeted me. Hasn’t anyone taught you prosper manners?”

Damnit,

the fact that he already knew what was going through my head just made me even more annoyed then I already was.

“What the hell do you want Kuro, and why in Gods name are you here?”

All he did was shake his head condescendingly and chide

“ I’ve only come here to say hi with the full intention to have a nice conversation with you.”

“We both know that’s a filthy lie, don’t even try to cover it up”

“Well, I guess I did leave out this paper I needed to give you.”

He says as I could see him holding up what looks like a folder of sorts, most likely having the paper he mentioned in it.

I scoffed internally, did he really think I was that dumb to go closer to him to get this obvious trap of a paper. Deciding to try and talk my way out of this I said

“And what is this paper for exactly? If your coming to give me it personally in the dead of night I’m assuming it’s of some importance now.”

“Oh trust me, it is.”

“You better make this quick..”

We both proceeded to head back into my office, making sure to hold the door for him to go in before me. Like hell if I’m letting him see my back. He took a seat in front of my desk as I take mine behind it.

Standard meeting edict.

“Here Mrs.C/n.” He said as he placed the folder in front of me. Him being polite here felt more insulting then if he was to insult me in front of my face. Still I restrained myself from making any comments and opened the folder.

“What the hells this!”

The storm seemed to get even worse outside as I slammed the folder back onto the table having it spill it’s contents, showing a paper that read.

“Let’s take the first steps in the alliance between our two countries by making it stronger together, through the marriage between the personifications of Japan and C/n”

“I do believe that we should make the alliance between us stronger, this is a way how. That’s all.”

I can see that fucking smirk slowly make its way onto his otherwise emotionless face.

“Making our alliance stronger??”

I snap back as I swatted the folders back to him as I stand up.

“This seems more like you trying to force me into marring you! Our alliance together is good where it is Kuro. I refuse to sign it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be taking my leave.”

I say as I take my raincoat off my coat hanger and walk towards the door. Probably not the best decision to make in the long run but, I just wanted to get out of that room with him.

As I was about to pull the door open a hand comes at the side of my face, with such force that it forces the door to slam back shut. The room went dead quiet as I could feel a cold drop of sweat run down my face. I just stand absolutely still just staring at the arm.

“Did I say you had a choice in the matter Y/n?”

You really thought you were clever huh?

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Waking up to you missing from his bed was a shock, but he knew you wouldn’t get far in forest. He knew it like the back of his hand so he was confident that he could find you without much trouble. Though he did admire your attempt (though in vain) to escape.

He calmly walked to the door where he inspected the lock that had been broken or just unlocked with a hair pin, making a mental note to watch what he brings you in the future.

He also noticed a pair of his boots along with his jacket missing from the coat rack, he had to give you credit where credit is due, you were at least smart enough to think this through.

Stepping out of the cabin he didn’t expect to be smashed over the head with a branch, knocking him to the floor. As the world spun around him he vaguely saw you sprint off into the forest, it was the last thing he could make out before he passed out.

~~

As James began to regain consciousness, he reviewed what had exactly happened before he was promptly knocked out. He couldn’t decide between feeling angered that you had tried to escape AND have the audacity to even attack him at that, or to feel mad at himself for underestimating you, thinking you to be so naïve in your escape, along with admiring you for acting so boldly to try that risky move.

He slowly got up, letting his anger Fester and turn into malice as he went to the side of the house to see Kuma, sleeping soundly chained to a peg. He walked over to him as the polar bear looked up at its irritated master holding out the same stick that you had used to knock him out with.

“Smell.”

Was all he had to say for Kuma to start smelling the spot where you had gripped the stick, slowly turning to sniff at the dirt, getting up to follow the trail he had picked up.

James started uniting the chain making sure to had a tight grip on his bear as it started leading him to you.

“Find”

~Platonic Yandere!Axis x Country!Reader~

✨How could I decline when you asked so nicely✨

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~Germany~

-When you go to Ludwig asking for help becoming stronger, he tries his best to help you (even though he's a bit awkward in doing so at times.)

-He started inviting you to work out with Japan and Italy, though he gives you slightly harder workouts then them.

-He always says that it's necessary to help you become stronger (though you swear that the extra minute he added when y'all were doing planks wasn't needed).

-He fears that if he isn't harsh with Your workouts that you won't be able to defend yourself against other nations or if someone was to attack you, and you could feel and that scares him to no end.

-Though he makes up for the workouts by helping you with your everyday life.

-Whether it be moving some of your furniture around in your office, taking care of your pets for you while your away on business meetings (totally doesn't give your pets two treats when you said to give one), organizing papers or just helping you get out of your office when youve spent the last week in it, sending a text to see if you were ok when you miss a meeting, and genuinely cares about your well being (asking you if you've eaten enough or had a good nights rest).

-He honestly just wants the best for you.

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~North Italy~

-work? What's that? By Venezianos standards you've been work too much!

-Veneziano is the guy to physically DrAg you out of your office to accompany him in, just whatever has gotten his attention!

-And how can you say no when he gives you the absolute Cutest puppy dog eyes you've ever seen.

-One day y'all would be painting each other in the park, or going to a wine tasting festival, or just driving ("speed limits, who she?) in his car with the hood down and probably speeding just because their was a sale that ended in 10 minutes and y'all just HaD to go to!

-It's like all your worries go away when your with him, why would you ever leave his side!

-Hes always been the flirty type and that just goes to the max when he's with you. Always complementing you on your outfit, noticing the little details about yourself, like the new pair of shoes you wore that day, if you painted your nails, and even if you changed/started wearing perfumes.

-Why would you ever hang out with anyone else! He's so fun to hang out with that you can’t imagine being away from him!

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~Japan~

-You'd never have guessed you've would have become such good friends with the quiet country of Japan.

-You two first met when you accidentally walked into him with a bunch of papers causing them to fly everywhere. Your embarrassment only increased ten folds when he started to help you even though you told him it was fine.

-After that you started to notice him more and more in world meetings, guess you didn't really pay attention to the people around you or you just needed new eyes.

-You didn't really know how to start a conversation with him since he seemed so closed off from everyone.

-But when you were sitting outside an ice cream pallor in one of your major cities, you happen to notice Kiku taking a picture of your national flowers that were displayed! You almost scared him so much when you came up behind him that he almost dropped his camera on the ground!

-You decided to give him a proper tour of the city since who could do it better then the country themselves!

-You ended up breaking the ice between the two of you and Kiku started to warm up durring the tour.

-Talking about hobby's and about why he chose to visit your country, it was just a fun evening for the two of you with him promising to give you a tour of one of his cities in the future!

-The two of you became closer then ever with him putting cute Polaroid pictures on your seat at meetings.

-After time passed you started to see your friends less and less with your time being taken up with Kiku wanting to take you to see some more landmarks at his home.

-When was the last time you hanged out with one of your friends again?

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~Romano~

-You couldn't tell if he hated you or liked you? It was hard for you to even tell at this point.

-Whenever you tried to talk to him he alway brushed you off or ignored you completely.

-You didn't remember saying anything mean to him when you tried talking to him, and it didn't matter if you tried to be extra nice when you talked to him either. He always got mad at you for some little reason that didn't make any sense to you.

-And then he would just turn around and get angry and call you an idiot for caring large boxes around, and so he had to take his precious time to carry them for you. But then he flipped out when it was Frances boxes that you were helping him out with, now he was yelling and calling you both idiots.

-It was confusing to say the least.

-His bipolar attitude was starting to tire you out to the point were you couldn't even deal with him anymore.

-Then it seemed like he was genuenly hurt when you actively started ignoring him in meetings, like he hasn't done that to you.

-You just can't understand him and you're Sure he doesn't understand you either.

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~Prussia~

-Now meet the master of running off and probably doing something illegal.

-Your first met the trouble maker when you asked him were his brother was, he asked you why and you said you wanted to start working out with the axis. He then loudly exclaimed that he would be a better trainer for you then his brother could be!

-So you started to work out with him instead and god if you though Germanys workouts were harsh. you have N O idea.

-When your done with your daily hour training with him you practically can't feel any of your muscles! He'll force you to train with him on weekends too, and he means it when he says your showing up to train.

-If your not hospitalized, ill or aliens have landed on earth, then theres training to be done!

-Don't even get me started on when he caught you eating a piece of cake and screamed "That's thirty more push-ups at tomorrow's practice C/N!!"

-Sundays and Thrusdays are the only says that you get off and you mostly spend your training time sleeping or doing paper work.

-You can't even recall the horror you showed when he said that you should train with him for two hours a day and if you needed to do work you could workout AND do work at the same time (Just imagining having to go a 3 minute plank while having to sign off official papers left you with nightmares, and that's excluding Prussia screaming in your ear)!

-But you do have to give him credit that the hell he puts you through shows in how your muscles have become more difined, much to your surprise.

-He does make up for the Harsh treatment he does to you by showing you with praise and taking you out to eat afterwards.

-Though it seems like the more time you spend or talk with your friends, he always just adds a little more in your workouts (much to your horror) .

-You still don't know why he doesn't like your friends that much and wants you to spend more time with him at practice.

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I actually have headcanons that the countries can’t have children with another country. If they try the possibility of them getting pregnant low and even lower for the baby to live during the pregnancy and after, so it would be near impossible for a fem nation to bare 8. So in theory if a fem country got pregnant all the other countries would react like:

“😎...😃🕶🤏 wtf”

And this kinda bleeds into my other headcanons about America’s states and I guess other provinces/parishes. I only see Two states having personifications, Alaska and Texas (totally no bias since it’s my home state) and I can explain my reasonings for that in a later post if someone requests it.

Also It just doesn’t make sense for the reader to give birth to states that already exist, like why are they just now getting personifications. Just my thoughts. Also I’ll just change the prompt to them reacting to a political marriage to the nation reader~

*Also I had to shorten the responses since my original writings were to long to fit in a post*

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~America, Canada, France Political marriage with Country!Reader~

-America-

Alfred will be thrilled in the prospect of forming a union with your country through thmis marriage! It was never up to debate whether or not you were going to say yes to it, and with your boss was already pressuring you to agree with it left no room for you to decline the offer. The wedding would be a spectacular event and it would be broadcasted on national television in both of your countries for all citizens to see (all of them making it a national holiday)! He'll see the event as tieing you down with him in a way that you can't escape from, and even if you where to physically escape him, it wouldn't change the fact that you two are still in a union and 'married'. It's just all working in his favor~

-Canada-

The idea of forming a Union with you would send butterflies to his stomach as he tries to wrap his head around you actually becoming his, and through marriage at that! He would ask you if you wanted to have a wedding or not since in these scenarios, political wedding were just for the cameras, he would be fine with both. If you chose to not have a physical wedding, that's ok, he wasn't one for the cameras anyways and he would help you start moving in with him in the meanwhile. If you wanted one he can't help but feel overjoyed that you would want this, he would be a nervous reck all the way up until the wedding day where he gets to gaze at you walk down the isle in your suit/dress. It would almost be so blissful that he could believe and maybe trick you into thinking that this is a normal relationship. Just living in the moment dancing with you, finally having you to himself.

-France-

He would almost faint when he gets the news from his boss that he would be marring you in a sign to show your union together. He would view this being the most intimate thing he could do with you (besides if he's lucky to share a bed with you your wedding night~), and would be so happy to be able to share this moment with you. He would design the entire wedding almost like a fairytale ending, where the prince gets his lover to live happily ever after with him. He would almost be showering you with affection and words of love (in his language and yours) the entire day.

SoulEaterxGenshin AU

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this is kinda my overview on how Weapons and ArchonWeapons work in this universe. It’s really me rambling lol. This is mainly for my Zhongli x WeaponReader headcanons I plan to make sometime in the future- this might change in the future as I’m trying to finalize my outline for the au and what I want to be concrete and what to be ambiguous.

_Weapons_

How weapons work doesnt really change that much. A Weapon can transform a part of their body into their blade to fight, so they’re not defenseless on their own; it’s just more convenient to work with a meister. Even as a weapon, you can still talk and make yourself seen if you have a blade, this doesn’t change in the au. 

However, while a Meister CAN get a vision, they can only use it on the Weapon if they share a strong bond. Usually, a mutual goal or an unrivaled motive/feeling with the W weapon. It’ll feel like they’re becoming one as a weapon and meister. Meister and Weapon relationships are not necessarily physical but sealed by a mutual contract. 

Weapons are more sought after than any regualr weapons because of the soul possessingthem, strengthening and being able to accomplish what a normal weapon couldn’t and the fact that a Weapon can’t be recreated and is unique to the pesona. Though meisters get more attention in these societies than their partners, that’s where ArchonWeapons come in. 

_Archon Weapons_

Weapons can’t get a vision in the usual sense, only getting a vision when they’re chosen to become an Archon’s Weapon. Now, this doesn’t specifically mean that they’re tied physically to the Archon, but it’s an unwavering contract that if you are called to be used, you go without falter. Usually, only natives of a country could become their Archon's weapon.

An ArchonWeaon is a kind of like the Archon's personal soldier in some cases, being able to manifest their whole weapon without taking up a piece of their arm. This has gone out of date in present times of peace, but Archons still have a small court of ArchonWeapons that are located closer to them (the word harem can be used to describe them). Also meisters can use ArchonWeapons if their partner becomes one, it’s not like they disappear. It’s one a select few that are chosen that get to stay close to their specific Archon.

When an ArchonsWeapon’s moral life comes to a close, they will resort to their weapon form until they are broken. When this happens the persons soul is still present in the weapon (trapped in a way) but is no longer concious.

Usually, Weapons that are closer to the Archon can be summoned at will.*During the Archon’s War

An ArchonWeapon being summoned for another damn battle: “Aw shit, here we go again.” 

 Ei’s personal selected weapons would be in a section of her court. Zhongli’s weapons would probably band together to start a witch hunt on childe for ‘assassinating’ their god, but then Zhongli just shows up and is all like, “yo, I quit lol.” 

In the Weapon form, they will be tinted the element color with the Archon's name being marked into them (If you were Ei’s katana, you would have her name on the base of your blade where traditionally your family name would be). In human form, they appear to have a normal conventional vision, but in weapon form, they have the vision attached to a part of them.

A marking appears on the W weapons back when they become an ArchonsWeapon. The symbol for the Archons element on their nape, along with markings along their back, represents said archon. -

-Venti’s ArchonsWeapon’s back would be littered with teal light swirls, making out wings and wind around them. 

-Zhongli’s would be defined as bronze lines, emphasizing their muscles. A dragon representing Morax in the center of their back, curling around whatever weapon they were. 

( Zhongi’s adepti would use his ArchonWeapons. Ex Ganyu and Xiao )

-Ei’s would be jagged violet lines falling downwards, an eye between your shoulder blades, and a few traditional flowers forming along your spine. 

For delusions being used on Weapons grants them the same markings as a regular ArchonWeapon, but the markings themselves are forcibly carved into the body of whoever was using a delusion. It’s not impossible to use a delusion as a weapon it’s usually a very taxing and painful process, most of the people who use them either are forced to bear it. 

Yandere Izana x Gn!Reader

Note: currently thinking about how Izana had his nails painted in his volume cover <3

Tw: threats of violence & punishment

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Izana delicately holds your hand in his as he carefully applies the black nail polish to your nails. His violet eyes stared intensely as to mess up his work, his curly bleached hair falling in front of his eyes. But the pure fear that rushes through your veins makes it hard to stay still, knowing the criminal history of the man before you, the things he’s done to your past friends as well as to you. You're practically fighting with your basic instinct to run to not make him mad. But you can’t help it, the slight adjustment his hand makes causes you to slightly flinch, making the black polish touch your skin slightly.

Izana stops.

You can feel the tension in the air as it feels as if your throat is closing on you. Izana’s hand suddenly tightens around yours to the point where you thought he was going to break it. His violet eyes stare into yours, sending the clear message of stay still or else. “I-Izana, I didn’t mean to-” “I’m trying to do something nice for you darling, yet it seems like you want me to punish you.” his voice cuts you off harshly. You timid nod and his hand loosens around yours.

As soon as the final coat of polish is dried Izana interlocks his hand with yours, showing his black nails. “See, we match now!” is his only response and you try to bring yourself to smile. Though Izana doesn’t miss the way your lip quivers slightly.

not really Yandere but just thoughts about being the third Haitani sibling <3

(reader is more masculine and the word brother is used, other than that it’s pretty gender neutral)

Warnings: drinking?

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It’s not everyday that you get off work early, being an executive means you get held over late into the early morning. But when Mikey lets you turn in early, you decide to go drinking with your brothers.

Walking into the dim bar, you’re already bickering with Rindou, saying that you could down more shots than him; to which the younger Haitani quickly challenges. Soon enough you're halfway passed out in your chair and Rindou’s trying to pick a fight with the guy in another booth over the stupidest reason. Seeing that you three were now done drinking, Ran quickly tries getting both of you out of the bar. Holding your sleeping body up in one arm—your head and arms draped over his shoulders (like a goddamn baby-). Rindou being held under his arm(carry him like a purse king) with Rin complaining how he’s going to throw up any minute. Ran makes quick work getting you three back to your shared penthouse. 

Once there, you and Rindou are dropped on his king sized bed. Ran makes short work of taking off both of your blazers and shoes, seeing it as fulfilling his big brother duties—making sure your drunk siblings are comfortable for bed. Putting water and aspirin out on the nightstand for your inevitable hangovers, Ran climbs into bed as his two brothers attach themselves to him. Rin snoring unbelievably loud into his arm and you sprawled out like a starfish drooling on his side. 

Ran couldn’t find it in himself to be mad or annoyed though, he laid contently knowing that you three had finally relaxed after a long week. Without a care in the world about Bonten, subordinates, missions, or the ever growing paperwork waiting for you all tomorrow. Just basking in the each other’s embrace as you drift off to sleep.