Not Really Yandere But Just Thoughts About Being The Third Haitani Sibling

Fanarts that whitewashes Izana gives me the blues.

~Platonic!Yandere Allies x country! Reader~

(Again I'm going to be changing the reader to be a country!Reader instead of a colony. I'd rather not touch to much into colonization. )

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-America-

The first time when Alfred meets you, he can't say exactly what The feeling was, but he felt this overwhelming need to protect you.

You were being taken advantage of by other countries for your resources and it hurted him to see you being used like that!

So he started trying to make an strong alliance with you, and why would you turn him down? He's a strong, wealthy country who can always protect you, and that's all he wants to do he swears!

Just don't look at the US military bases showing up in your country, their just for protecting you! The worlds a dangerous place, you need his protection!

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-France-

When you first meet Francis he's so understanding and nice to you! He knows what it's like to be in trouble with debt and he most certainly will give you a helping hand in paying it back in no time!

Once your debt has been resolved he's always the first one to greet you at world meetings and always talks to you afterwards with just questions about your everyday life.

But he gets more suffacating as time goes on with how much he tries to keep you healthy and safe.

You don't say anything against him since, you kinda are in debt to him because of the loans he gave you to pay your original debt, the only thing you hope is that he forgets about it.

He morphs into a helecopter parent with how much he tries to keep you from hurting yourself accidentally and starts taking you out to eat after meetings just so he can guarantee that you ate that day.

If you can ignore the unbalanced relationship you have, he's not the worst to have looking over you.

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-Russia-

Defiantly not you standing outside of his office door trying to get enough courage to knock on it for 20 minutes now.

You would have just walked away at this point if Ivan didn't open it himself and almost walked into you if you didn't scream Gasp in surprise first.

Ivans so excited when he finally puts together (or what he could get from you fainting over and over), that you needed his help with some papers, No ones ever gone to him for help.

When you show him the papers that accidentally got sent in Russian, he's a little bummed out that you only needed him to translate it, so he trys to make excuses to take up more time.

saying that he can't read some of it or that the Russian has a grammical Mistake and he HAS to spend the next 20 minutes explaining to you the correct way to pronounce and spell it.

He slowly begins to invite you over to his place to hangout, starts showing up at the library to read with you, starts sitting next to you during the meeting to the point were everyone has moved their chairs just slightly away from y'all two.

But he doesn't see anything wrong with this, isn't this what friends do?

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-England-

Oh god-

you swear you were such a burden, no that's an understatement to how Auther was towards you.

He always seemed disgusted with you and with just being in the same room as him you could feel how he was always glaring at you from across the room.

And what did you do to deserve this? All you did was asking for directions around the world meeting building. it was your first time and who could blame you for being a little lost.

Apparently him! Hia glare was filled with utter disgust and was the equivalent to him taking off his glove and slapping you with it. Probably would have sent the same message to you either way.

All the papers you would send him he would always find some sort of grammar mistake in it and ALWAYS point it out to you at the world meetings in front of everyone!

He was such a prick that you didn't even talk or go by him ever, but he was always lingering around you to point out that your uniform was messed up or that your shoelaces were untied even though you swore that you had double noted them before you got there.

It was just annoying and irratating with how he treated you, what did you do to make him hate you so much?

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-China-

Yao is like the same to Francis, in how he acts like a helicopter parent. But think of him more like a helicopter brother...

It almost annoys you how whenever you see him, the first thing is

“did you eat? You look like your about to blow away aru! Why haven’t you eaten anything today!”

“Yao I ate breakfast already calm-“ “Just breakfast??? It’s already noon! Your western breakfasts are so light you probably don’t even have enough energy for the day. No worries though since I already brought you a full course buffet!” “China we’Re iN A MEeTiNg-”

Safe to say that you’ll never be skipping meals with him around.

You barely have any room on your bed with all the stuffed animals he gives you, there already overflowing in your closet.

But you don’t really want to say anything since he does give you advice for your work and helps you in places where he’s allowed to help.

Still it does get suffocating at times and he doesn’t seem to understand that you need sometime alone.

All he seems to get is that he needs to shower you with even MoRe stuffed animals.

It’s like talking to a brick wall sometimes.

I gotchu Anon!

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~Yandere! Greece headcanons~

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-First and foremost, he's a pretty tame Yandere, one of the best Yanderes you can get if you don't want any of your friends or family killed or harmed, yourself hurt or kidnapped.

-He'll mostly just try to lure you away from whoever/whatever is in his way with cute cats and stories about greek mythology.

-telling you that you need time to relax, and who better to relax with cats and him?

-You'll start to get close to him (cuddling and napping together) and this'll lead to you two forming a mutual emotional with one another with how close the two of you are together.

-The two of you will move in together and he'll start trying to keep you house bound (not letting you leave the house because you have to look after all of your cats), and who needs rope to keep you, when he can just have a cat fall asleep in your lap so you can't move.

-He's so subtle with this that you won't even notice how unhealthy your relationship is, and if you don't catch on intime to stop him then yoy probably never will.

-Just the two of you napping away in a blissful slumber surrounded by cats.

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“You are my everything. My moonlight, my Milky Way, my everything!”

~Yandere 1p Russia~

~~~>kinda got locked out of my account by we back, sorta a continuation of the “I worship you” Russia prompt>~~~

“I know it hurts Мой подсолнечник, but you understand that I had to do this.”

He held you tightly in his embrace as you cried, trying to latch onto something that’ll distract you from the burning pain in your legs.

You had wished the snow would have numbed your entire body so you couldn’t feel anymore. But no, you could feel everything that he had done to you.

He held you tighter as he examined what he had done to your leg.

Broken.

He gently put his hand on the part where he initially snapped your leg, but immediately took it back as you let out another desperate cry.

“You know I love you right? You are my everything. My moonlight, my milky way, my everything! So I couldn’t have you trying to leave me again.”

All you could do was just cry more.

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Translation:

Мой подсолнечник- My sunflower

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Your fine :) though I left out the goblin part since I have no idea how to write for that-

~~Yandere America x SelfAware Reader~~

~~America~~

He would think that you are trying to plot something and would be a bit wary , but once he understands Alfred would be pretty relived. Since he kinda expected you to put up more of a fight, but you won’t catch him complaining. He’ll probably cuddle you more and be more affectionate with you. You’ll have a bit more freedoms with being compliant and he would be more inclined to take you out of the house for small dates!

Platonic Yandere Haitani brothers x Gn!Reader

TW: forced Tattooing/marking

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Imagine being held down by both Haitani brothers as the tattoo artist they paid to keep quiet works on doing the flower snake tattoo down the middle of your back. Seeing it as the solid proof of brotherhood between the three of you, replacing blood with ink. Both brothers chastise you for kicking up a fuss over the relatively small tattoo compared to theirs. The person working on your back is visibly uncomfortable but the glare from the older Haitani keeps their head down; trying to not mess up for fear of what would happen.

When the last painful hours are done you are situated on your bed, wanting to curl into yourself but the stinging pain from your back keeps you laying on your stomach. Ran’s looking over the black snake and small (birth) flowers decorating your spine as Rindou spreads a healing cream to help soothe the pain. Ran shows you different designs to your exhausted face that he had come up with, reminding you once your back healed you’d have to get a tattoo on your chest to match theirs. Forever tying you to the two devils of Roppongi.

~Yandere Alies x Married Reader~

~America~

Alfred had already met the man who dared to call himself your husband (just thinking about him made his blood boil), and wanted to murder him in the bloodiest way imaginable, but he restrained himself.

Thinking of a better way to take care of this ‘pest’ in a more cleaner manner.

He started to become your friend, slowly getting to know you better, he had to bite his tongue to the point of it bleeding every time he saw you walking around with that man who claimed he was yours.

Couldn’t you see how much of a better choice Alfred was to you? He could treat you so much better then he could ever!

It just made the scene of you coming to him crying saying that your husband had ran away with another girl, all the better.

You didn’t need to know the details of what he did, all you needed to know that he was there for you.

He didn’t even have to worry about a the two of you having a baby since he was gone before he could even try anything.

Alfred is going to use your already hurting heart to his advantage with saying how he would never betray you like him, how he could be a much better husband to you.

It’s only a matter of time until you start believing that yourself.

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~England~

Well, this just won’t do now will it?

Arther would unfortunately already know of his little rival but he wouldn’t care that much for them.

Not seeing them as someone who he couldn’t deal with if he had too.

But he wasn’t expecting to hear you say that you were expecting a baby.

A baby?

With him?

Well that’s certainly a, problem.

He’ll fake his excitement saying his congrats and all but he would be thinking of all the ways he was going to dispose of this rat that dared touch you.

This vermin who you danced the devils tango with wouldn’t stand a chance against Arther’s plans on getting you to be his but he did have to deal with him first.

Taking him to a nearby pub for a few congrats drinks. With the man thoroughly drunk it wouldn’t take long for Arther to lead him to a dark ally to show how he really felt towards him.

After letting out all his frustration onto the man who couldn’t even fight back against him (how could you expect him to defend you when he couldn’t even defend himself).

Having to see you cry and mourn about this useless man who didn’t even deserve to be mourned hurt him but he stood strong for you. Holding an umbrella to protect you from the rain, as you cried onto the rats grave.

The baby would only be a set back for him, he would be slightly distant or harsh to the child but it was still a part of you nonetheless.

Besides, it just showed you how good of a parent he could be for your future children.

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~France~

Francis would be devastated when he saw the ring on your finger one day.

How could he be outdone! There’s no better lover then him so why would you choose someone over him!

He just couldn’t make any sense out of your reasoning besides that you had been somehow been horribly confused or that you really didn’t want to be with that man.

That has to be it!

Francis would try to dig up any information about your so called husband that would make you see him in a worse light all while keeping your friendship together.

He knows he couldn’t flirt that much with you since you were married, but he would still complement you nonetheless.

After not being able to find anything that he could land him behind bars, he decides to frame your husband for something he didn’t do.

Deep down he knows that it’s a cruel and unjustly thing to do but it’s not like he had any other choice.

A few misplaced items being found in his car, putting a word in to authorities about some ‘suspicious behavior’ and it won’t take long before they tie him to a murder that wasn’t even by him.

Of course you’ll go straight to his defense but with all the words Francis has been telling you about him, about all those supposedly late night shifts, you’ll start to believe that he’s not the man you married.

After you promptly divorced him, Francis will have all the time in the world to show you just how good of a husband he could be for you.

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~Russia~

Ivan isn’t a violent person, especially when it comes to you, but he can’t deny how this vermin is testing him.

He would look at the two of you with sadness in his eyes, wanting so badly to be the man in your arms who takes you on long walks throughout the city and to take you to the best restaurant he could find.

Oh how wonderful that would be,

He’ll try to get close to you, letting you vent out your frustrations about everything , even things about your husband.

He’ll take those things and blow them out of proportion saying how “that’s not how a husband should treat you” and “He’s taking advantage of you”

You’ll say no to them saying that they were just little fights, but his words would stay in the back of your mind whether you tried denying them or not.

He would slowly start turning you against your spouse with the little things he would say, it wouldn’t take long before you make up your mind to divorce your husband.

The day you came crying to Ivan about you being pregnant, would be a surprise and would seal your ex-spouses fate in his mind.

He wanted to let the man off the hook but now learning that he actually touched you in that manner, oh it makes his blood just boil with anger.

Whether you want to abort or keep the baby he lets you make that decision.

Though if you choose to keep the baby he won’t deny that it hurts him a tiny bit but he’ll make sure that the baby shares no resemblance to that disgusting man (mostly by teaching the baby Russian and all about Russian culture).

Ivan will act as a father figure for the baby having you see how much of a good husband he can be for you and your kid, it’s just for you to forget about your past husband and get you to see Ivan as your new husband.

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~China~

China wouldn’t really want to give that disgrace of a husband any of his time at first, but when he over hears your excited voice saying that you were expecting a child, He knew he couldn’t ignore him any longer.

He won’t say that he never wanted to murder your husband, but thought better of himself then to get his hands dirty.

And besides, death would be a privilege for this disgrace of a human, he’ll make sure that he wished he was dead.

To you, Yao was just another person at the office, you were close but not to the point that Yao would want, but he can deal with just being a friend for now.

You started venting about financial problems to him during y’alls coffee breaks and he would listen and give you words of advice along with putting a bad word about your husband to you.

“If he can’t even provide for the two of you now, how do you think he’ll provide for a child?”

“If he’s staying at work all the time and going on these long business trips, how do you think the child’s going to feel? Not even mentioning that’ll just put more stress on you.”

His words would plant doubt in you with how you view your spouse, and you would notice how much more time you would be spending with Yao.

You just always seemed to have a better time when Yao was around, wasn’t he the better option.

It wasn’t until one day when you were crying on Yao’s shoulder telling him about all the stress and problems your marriage was going through was when Yao said

“You should leave him, and be with me.”

The idea seemed ridiculous to even ponder,

But,

It didn’t seem like you wanted to decline him either.

His waiting would finally pay off to see your ex-husbands face twist to an expression fo betrayal and sadness. Didn’t help that he was struggling financially which was due to Yao’s many friends helping him out.

With finally leaving the broken man with you in his arms he just thought ‘this was how things should be like, you in his arms’.

Yao wouldn’t mind the little issue that would be your child, he would care for it as if it was his own either way (I see him doing the same thing as Russia as he would share Chinese traditions, culture, and make them learn mandarin).

~Platonic Yandere!Axis x Country!Reader~

✨How could I decline when you asked so nicely✨

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~Germany~

-When you go to Ludwig asking for help becoming stronger, he tries his best to help you (even though he's a bit awkward in doing so at times.)

-He started inviting you to work out with Japan and Italy, though he gives you slightly harder workouts then them.

-He always says that it's necessary to help you become stronger (though you swear that the extra minute he added when y'all were doing planks wasn't needed).

-He fears that if he isn't harsh with Your workouts that you won't be able to defend yourself against other nations or if someone was to attack you, and you could feel and that scares him to no end.

-Though he makes up for the workouts by helping you with your everyday life.

-Whether it be moving some of your furniture around in your office, taking care of your pets for you while your away on business meetings (totally doesn't give your pets two treats when you said to give one), organizing papers or just helping you get out of your office when youve spent the last week in it, sending a text to see if you were ok when you miss a meeting, and genuinely cares about your well being (asking you if you've eaten enough or had a good nights rest).

-He honestly just wants the best for you.

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~North Italy~

-work? What's that? By Venezianos standards you've been work too much!

-Veneziano is the guy to physically DrAg you out of your office to accompany him in, just whatever has gotten his attention!

-And how can you say no when he gives you the absolute Cutest puppy dog eyes you've ever seen.

-One day y'all would be painting each other in the park, or going to a wine tasting festival, or just driving ("speed limits, who she?) in his car with the hood down and probably speeding just because their was a sale that ended in 10 minutes and y'all just HaD to go to!

-It's like all your worries go away when your with him, why would you ever leave his side!

-Hes always been the flirty type and that just goes to the max when he's with you. Always complementing you on your outfit, noticing the little details about yourself, like the new pair of shoes you wore that day, if you painted your nails, and even if you changed/started wearing perfumes.

-Why would you ever hang out with anyone else! He's so fun to hang out with that you can’t imagine being away from him!

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~Japan~

-You'd never have guessed you've would have become such good friends with the quiet country of Japan.

-You two first met when you accidentally walked into him with a bunch of papers causing them to fly everywhere. Your embarrassment only increased ten folds when he started to help you even though you told him it was fine.

-After that you started to notice him more and more in world meetings, guess you didn't really pay attention to the people around you or you just needed new eyes.

-You didn't really know how to start a conversation with him since he seemed so closed off from everyone.

-But when you were sitting outside an ice cream pallor in one of your major cities, you happen to notice Kiku taking a picture of your national flowers that were displayed! You almost scared him so much when you came up behind him that he almost dropped his camera on the ground!

-You decided to give him a proper tour of the city since who could do it better then the country themselves!

-You ended up breaking the ice between the two of you and Kiku started to warm up durring the tour.

-Talking about hobby's and about why he chose to visit your country, it was just a fun evening for the two of you with him promising to give you a tour of one of his cities in the future!

-The two of you became closer then ever with him putting cute Polaroid pictures on your seat at meetings.

-After time passed you started to see your friends less and less with your time being taken up with Kiku wanting to take you to see some more landmarks at his home.

-When was the last time you hanged out with one of your friends again?

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~Romano~

-You couldn't tell if he hated you or liked you? It was hard for you to even tell at this point.

-Whenever you tried to talk to him he alway brushed you off or ignored you completely.

-You didn't remember saying anything mean to him when you tried talking to him, and it didn't matter if you tried to be extra nice when you talked to him either. He always got mad at you for some little reason that didn't make any sense to you.

-And then he would just turn around and get angry and call you an idiot for caring large boxes around, and so he had to take his precious time to carry them for you. But then he flipped out when it was Frances boxes that you were helping him out with, now he was yelling and calling you both idiots.

-It was confusing to say the least.

-His bipolar attitude was starting to tire you out to the point were you couldn't even deal with him anymore.

-Then it seemed like he was genuenly hurt when you actively started ignoring him in meetings, like he hasn't done that to you.

-You just can't understand him and you're Sure he doesn't understand you either.

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~Prussia~

-Now meet the master of running off and probably doing something illegal.

-Your first met the trouble maker when you asked him were his brother was, he asked you why and you said you wanted to start working out with the axis. He then loudly exclaimed that he would be a better trainer for you then his brother could be!

-So you started to work out with him instead and god if you though Germanys workouts were harsh. you have N O idea.

-When your done with your daily hour training with him you practically can't feel any of your muscles! He'll force you to train with him on weekends too, and he means it when he says your showing up to train.

-If your not hospitalized, ill or aliens have landed on earth, then theres training to be done!

-Don't even get me started on when he caught you eating a piece of cake and screamed "That's thirty more push-ups at tomorrow's practice C/N!!"

-Sundays and Thrusdays are the only says that you get off and you mostly spend your training time sleeping or doing paper work.

-You can't even recall the horror you showed when he said that you should train with him for two hours a day and if you needed to do work you could workout AND do work at the same time (Just imagining having to go a 3 minute plank while having to sign off official papers left you with nightmares, and that's excluding Prussia screaming in your ear)!

-But you do have to give him credit that the hell he puts you through shows in how your muscles have become more difined, much to your surprise.

-He does make up for the Harsh treatment he does to you by showing you with praise and taking you out to eat afterwards.

-Though it seems like the more time you spend or talk with your friends, he always just adds a little more in your workouts (much to your horror) .

-You still don't know why he doesn't like your friends that much and wants you to spend more time with him at practice.

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You really thought you were clever huh?

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Waking up to you missing from his bed was a shock, but he knew you wouldn’t get far in forest. He knew it like the back of his hand so he was confident that he could find you without much trouble. Though he did admire your attempt (though in vain) to escape.

He calmly walked to the door where he inspected the lock that had been broken or just unlocked with a hair pin, making a mental note to watch what he brings you in the future.

He also noticed a pair of his boots along with his jacket missing from the coat rack, he had to give you credit where credit is due, you were at least smart enough to think this through.

Stepping out of the cabin he didn’t expect to be smashed over the head with a branch, knocking him to the floor. As the world spun around him he vaguely saw you sprint off into the forest, it was the last thing he could make out before he passed out.

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As James began to regain consciousness, he reviewed what had exactly happened before he was promptly knocked out. He couldn’t decide between feeling angered that you had tried to escape AND have the audacity to even attack him at that, or to feel mad at himself for underestimating you, thinking you to be so naïve in your escape, along with admiring you for acting so boldly to try that risky move.

He slowly got up, letting his anger Fester and turn into malice as he went to the side of the house to see Kuma, sleeping soundly chained to a peg. He walked over to him as the polar bear looked up at its irritated master holding out the same stick that you had used to knock him out with.

“Smell.”

Was all he had to say for Kuma to start smelling the spot where you had gripped the stick, slowly turning to sniff at the dirt, getting up to follow the trail he had picked up.

James started uniting the chain making sure to had a tight grip on his bear as it started leading him to you.

“Find”

~Yandere America with deceased s/o’s will~

~TW death mention~

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Alfred had been looking at the paper for a full hour at this point. Not wanting to believe what it said. He didn’t want to, he couldn’t, he knows that you wouldn’t do this to him.

Y/n, his lovely darling whom which he gave all his love to, had died earlier that year. Leaving him alone as a single father to deal with a child that wasn’t even his. A part of him wanting to give the child up since it showed him something that he could never have now.

But he knows deep down that he could never do that, it was the only living being that you had left behind for him. It was still a child of yours and he promised himself that he wouldn’t let them slip alway like you.

But, this.

Reading your will over and over again making sure that it wasn’t his mind playing tricks on him. Reading how you had given everything to your child not even mentioning your husband once in your will. He’s not going to try and cover up how it made him feel in that moment.

He had tried so hard for you, gave you everything you had ever desired and spent every waking moment with you, just so you could learn to love him, even with the short time you had left with him.

How could you be so selfish to not even spare him anything, ANYTHING of yours to him even after all he had done! Your belongings along with your child was all he had left to remind him of you.

He was the best thing that had happened to you and you treat him like this?

You must how just forgotten, that’s it! Your illness must have made you forget to add him in! He knows you better than anyone else he KNOWS you wouldn’t treat him like this on purpose!

You two were technically together so he feels as if it’s his right to add himself into your will. He’ll cherish everything you had left to give him and he feels so great full to have a kind s/o who just had forgotten to add him.

“Daddy?”

Alfred looked down at his daughter who had tugged on his pants. He had totally forgotten that he had promised to play with them before he got side tracked. quickly giving them a warm smile he said:

“Daddy will come play with you in a second pumpkin, he just has to sign some things real quick! Ok honey?”

He made quick work of editing the paper, how having it say that all their possessions would go to their family, only then did he seem satisfied looking at the will.

He picked up his daughter taking her out of his office and towards their room to play, feeling much more relived than ever now.

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