Your Fine :) Though I Left Out The Goblin Part Since I Have No Idea How To Write For That-

~Nordics nightly routine~

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Norway-

Norway had the most complex nightly skincare routine and you can't convince me otherwise. the kind were he has to start it an hour before he goes to sleep since it takes so long. but my god does it pay off, guys face looks like it's been crafted by the gods-. And he always makes sure to check in to a very annoyed Iceland before he goes to sleep each night.

Denmark-

Denmark doesnt have a skin care routine per-say but he does have a slightly complex way he does his hair before he sleeps. And you know he's out here buying this expensive shampoo and conditioner just for his hair, I mean, how else is he going to get it that good in the mourning? probably has his hair in a towel as he sleeps, "so it doesn't get damaged!". The only time he doesnt do this is when he passes out from drinking to much at the bar-

Sweden-

Sweden has somewhat of a routine before he goes to sleep but it mostly includes him doing chores around the nordics house (mostly just having to DRAG Denmark to his bed since the decided to pass out right in the middle of the hallway, AGAIN). But he mostly has to clean the saw dust that he tracks into the house from his latest project in the garage. My man doesn't get enough credit for keeping this house together.

Iceland-

Iceland isn't the type of person to have a consistent routine in anything, nor a healthy sleep schedule. though he is trying to get with the trends, with all these skin care stuff. Give him a chance he's trying. Norway did find some of his skin care bottles and tried to help him but Iceland denied ever having one, but from the way his face turned red you could tell he was lying. After that Norway started nonchalantly leaving small ads for skincare items in his room, Iceland always gets annoyed with his brother for it but will never say that he keeps the papers in a drawer.

Finland-

Now Finland is the only one that can hold a consistent healthy sleep schedule out of all the nordic 5. His nights usually consist of walking hana down the street and totally not slipping on the smallest ice patch known to man, along with checking to see if there were any ice hockey matches playing. And he typically likes to end his day with a well deserved vodka.

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(I'm not to confident with Finland's character but I gave it my best shot-)

Gosh I love writing for the fem nations- can’t you tell I’m a fat lesbian-

Nyo AmeRusChi being Put in a bubble by magical!Reader

Nyo!America

Amelia would try to say kind words to her s/o to try and make it seem like a good idea to let her out.

Fair warning, all she’s thinking about is what punishments she’ll give you once she is free from the bubble.

She’ll use pet names (calling you honey, and sugar) all with the sweetest smile on her face as she persuades you to let her go.

Amelia is a great actor so she will relax herself and seem calmed down, up until you free her from her bubble prison.

She’ll most likely give a call to Alice to see if she could posible remove your magic.

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Nyo!Russia

Will oddly be calm and collected, asking so sweetly to be released. It’s hard to say no to her when she literally looks so sad in that bubble.

She’s feeling mixed emotions right now.

One half of her wants to desperately be with you again;

and the other half wants to severely punish you for doing this to her.

She’ll mostly be staring at you the entire time as the ponders what to do once she is released.

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Nyo!China

One word: screaming

She’ll scream and hollar at you, calling you disrespectful and dishonorable for doing this to an old nation like her.

She’ll throw the biggest fit out of the three at first, but than she shimmers down and starts blackmailing you to let her out in a low and collected.

She’ll say that she’ll be a lot nicer on your punishment if you let her out and will pull out some blackmail she has on you, and use it to her advantage.

If your in a relationship with her you’re most likely be in debt to her in one way or another and if you continue to not let her out she will start calling names. What, you expect her to not have her phone on her?

She’ll get out one way or another.

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~Yandere America x Russia's sister~

Alfred would start going yafter you when you took your brothers place in a meeting since Ivan had a cold and couldn’t make it.

whether that be a bad thing since your brother couldn’t keep the American away from you when he’s not present, or a good thing because Alfred would have time to get to know you without your brothers interception.

The American would turn his charm up to a thousand when trying to woo you since he knows he can’t have as much time with you as he would like, but even getting to talk to you without your brothers deadly glare would be a blessing.

Alfred would try to spend more time with you with getting meetings together discussing the possibility of American businesses in your country.

It’s all so he can have excuses when Ivan finds him lurking in your country.

Ivan will be furious when he finds you sneaking out at night to go hangout with the American and will try to prevent you from leaving his sight.

Alfred will try to manipulate you into thinking that Ivan is being overprotective of you and that you shouldn’t listen to him because your your own country now and not apart of his.

Ivan will have non of your protest when you argue with him saying that your independent from him and your not a small micro nation anymore.

As much as Ivan wants to be mad at you and say that you should listen, your words about being independent from him will stab him in the heart that he’s losing you, just like he lost the rest of his family.

Now there’s two different paths this can go from here

Choosing to listen to Russia:

You come to see how your brother is only trying to protect you and that the American is only using you for his own gain, at your expense.

You’ll begin to cut down on the Western influence with your country with embracing the more Slavic heritage that Ivan encourages.

Ivan will keep you safely away from the American until Alfred comes to terms with everything and get some sort of tranquility.

“Сестра, пойдём домой сейчас, хорошо?”(Sister, let’s go home, shall we?)

Choosing to listen to America:

You’ll see how Ivan is being too overprotective of you and that it’s only because he sees you as weak and can’t make choices for yourself.

Your defiance against Ivan will make him start locking you in your room, but You always hear tiny rocks on your window as you see Alfred outside waiting for you to jump into his arms.

Alfred will make strong alliances with your country so that he can put military bases up (He knows Russia isn’t going to chance starting a war and wouldn’t even dare knowing that you’ll be in the middle of it).

Alfred will twist your perspective into thinking that your crazy brother is trying to suffocate you under his presence and that Alfred is your knight in shinning armor coming to rescue you.

"Let's elope my love!"

Yandere Toman x Gn!Reader

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Imagine Emma unknowingly giving details about you to one of the Toman guys. You’ve had a nice friendship with her and you can call her your best friend, telling each other secrets and dreams. So of course it made sense for the boys to go to her asking about what you liked, disliked, favorite foods, and when you would most likely be alone?

She didn’t think they had any ill intent by these questions, thinking that they were just curious about you. Even going as far as to think they had a crush on you (which wasn’t wrong) and were asking for help, which she gladly obliged. Emma wouldn’t even be opposed to helping them take you, by how they tell her that they only want to love you. She easily falls for it not knowing the extent of their love. Sealing your fate with a whisper into the boy's ear.

awawah being friends with rindou haitani and becoming little bro 2 to ran haitani. i’m in love with rindou’s fighting stance and that’s where this stemmed from lol.

probably bullied you before becoming your friend after seeing you had the same interests as him. It took one small thing for his view to change about you, he’s a real fickle guy. honest about it at least-

he’s a big videogame nerd btw, so if he spots a game he likes on your screen, you’re getting the most detailed infodump of your life. and that’s just one!

STILL bullies you but in a friendly way… slightly less mean, he’ll start teaching you how to do some of his moves if he’s in a good mood. messes around by going after your weak spots like a damn mantis

will horseplay with you anywhere, anytime. it will be the middle of the goddamn night and he’ll decide “you know what. i need to brawl” and jumps you

more physical than he looks outside of fighting. he’s a tight hugger who’ll swing you around in public. possibility of dizziness after. he acquired his skills from ran, who hugs by spinning you in a full circle :)

seeing you as a sibling his age, he grows unexpectedly open with you. not overly, but enough for you to know he’s not leaving anytime soon… and by extension, you are now ran’s new younger sib. wouldn’t matter if you’re his age, you’re still younger. his babies <3

after joining tenjiku, they make it mandatory you are given a uniform like theirs. you won’t be participating, but they’ll bring you so you can see how amazing rindou is in combat, and so that ran can watch over you. rindou tries persuading you to get into violent fighting like them so you can have fun together.

rindou will walk into your room and do a split. then leave

ran tends to think of you two as twins despite differing appearances, he doesn’t mind you being with them so much. has grown his own little attachment via rindou.

he’s also quite supportive! he’ll encourage your passions and even fund them generously. rindou supports you by making you tell him all about your career lol.

rindou pushes you to dye your hair like theirs! ran won’t push his opinion, but you can tell with vague comments he’d prefer it. yeah he’ll buy the dye and do the job himself if you agree. he’d also find it sweet if you were to share his braids.

you are allowed to steal rindou’s glasses. he will be your four-eyes buddy if you have them too. ran will clean them for you ^^

Yandere allies x cold hearted s/o

~TW: mentions of torture~

America~>

Alfred wouldn’t tolerate being insulted like that for long, in the beginning he would be quick to coo at you with belittling words treating you as a child throwing a tantrum, but if you wouldn’t cut back on your remarks he would take a more serious approach.

He would quite literally start treating you like a child with restricting the little freedoms that you once had and acting like a helicopter parent. He would demand that you start treating him with respect before he gives you respect.

“You say to me that you want to be treated as an adult, but all I see from your behavior is you acting like a child. Bout’ time you put on your big boy pants y/n and start acting mature enough for me to see you as one.”

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England~>

Ooooohh boy- Now Arthur could just punish you again for acting out of line but he would refrain from his usual physical punishments he would normally give you, choosing to give you what you wanted instead.

Rather be burned than to be by him? Well best give the lady what she wants, he knows you’ll be changing your mind faster than it takes him to light a match.

You would rather starve than to eat with him at the table? Well why didn’t you say so? A week in isolation with on water to keep you alive would ensure that mindset disappears!

He’ll punish you til you understand that you can’t evade him and that he is now a permanent figure in your life and you’ll have to live with that.

”I’m just giving you what your asking for, love? isnt this what you wanted?”

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China~>

Yao would be greatly unimpressed by your words and would go straight to punishing you for this behavior; he won’t tolerate having a childish s/o who thinks they can make petty remarks against him.

Do be warned, he won’t be to kind to you after your display of immaturity so trying to cheat your way into a less taxing punishment would be close to zero.

He won’t be afraid to pull out some old teaching from the past dynasty’s in order to try and teach you how to behave. And China is the birthplace of water boarding so proceed with caution.

Of course he won’t go to far to the point we’re you’ll die but you’ll be on the brink of death before he decides that you’ve had enough and nurses you back to health.

“It’s a shame that there was no one to teach you how to properly act before me, don’t worry though, just try and hold your breath.”

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France~>

Frances would be the one most hurt by your words out of the entire group, mostly on the fact that it would break him out of his delusions of y’all being in a happy normal relationship.

The most he would do is lock you in your room and contemplate your words to himself asking himself if this is wrong in any way, though it doesn’t matter, he’ll come to the conclusion that this is for the best and he’s doing the best for you.

Though don’t try your luck with him just because he’ll be hurt by them, he won’t be afraid after a certain point to start hurling insulting words back to you, discrimina how your family hasn’t even looked for you and that they’ve already moved on without you.

“You know what? Have you ever even took the time to think of where your family is? You were crying how they would find you but have they? Doesn’t feel so good does it y/n.”

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Russia~>

Ivan would look at you as if you were insane, even going as far to ask if you were right in the head at times if you were exceptionally rude to him.

It’ll leave him confused and irritated that you would talk to him like that despite everything he’s done for you.

Ivan might seem like he’s not taking offense to your words but underneath his well kept facade, a expanding hot rage is burning on the inside of him. Each insulting word just adding fuel onto that same fire.

Should you really push him to were that fire would seep outside of him, best count your blessings that he doesn’t permanently shatter a few of your bones.

“This should act as a lesson to you y/n. You put this onto yourself.”

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<~Trees~>

~~Yandere 2p Canada x Reader~~

:I’m still trying to get over my art-block so please take this. :P:

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You didn’t know how long you had been running for. The forest seemed to be never ending, though even with that head start you didn’t now if you had made any significant progress.

He, had always told you that you wouldn’t be able to outlast him in the woods surrounding the small cabin, he made it a point to push that mentality into you so that your spirit would die down.

Coming to a stop to catch your breath you looked around, just trees. Every turn you made there was just trees, trees trees trees! You were going crazy just looking at them, but you would rather die out In the forest than with him.

You regained your strength and started going a steady jog in the same direction you where heading before. There has to be a road you told yourself that, over and over again. There has too. Somewhere.

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How long have you been out here again..?

Your body felt sore, begging for food or water, still you pushed it onward, ignoring the pain in your bruised legs. You hadn’t seen anything sign of civilization for the past days..weeks? Months? Where were you again? All you knew was that there was just trees all around you.

Their tall forms looking down upon you as you collapsed onto the forest floor. You felt their stares digging into your back and you tried to steady your breath, trying your best to not breath dirt into your already sore throat.

It only just hit you that the forest was dead quiet, not a chirp of a bird or a rustling of the grass, signaling that a predator was around. You could faintly hear the crunching of leaves as someone made its way over to you.

You couldn’t even fight or scream let alone bother recognize your heart begin to quicken as you where lifted up. A water bottle coming to your chapped lips.

“I told you that you wouldn’t outlast me, maples .”

<Requests are open>

I will die on this hill but Trey's tart from the Heartslabyul rhythmic is the most terrifying thing I have every seen, I would never even attempt to eat it, I don't know what it is or where it came from but I get diabetes just looking at it. It's like you accidentally smashed your grandma's most valuable vase and now she takes revenge by serving you a Mount Everest of sugar, chestnuts and flour, baked in the fires of hell and filled with pure spite and the urge to make you lose faith in god and the good in humanity. When you cut the top of the tart open you stare into a bottomless hole and if you stare long enough, whatever is sealed in there with the mountain of cream and chestnuts on top of it will stretch its wobbly hands out to grab your head and pull you face-first into Satan's favorite fever dream, the last thing you hear is it screeching "I await another sacrifice by next full moon, Trey Clover". And there's so much chestnut cream around it too. It's like Deuce asked Trey "How much chestnut cream should I put around the tart?" and Trey said "YeS, aLL of IT" in a deep distorted voice while dancing around a burning trash can and laughing diabolically. This tart is the real reason Riddle overblots. Thoughts and prayers to whoever gets Trey as their presenter for the Union birthday because imagine you get that thing smashed into your face. You won't know where the tart ends and your skin begins. It's like you became one with the tart. Trey has effectively fused your soul with the eldritch creature he sealed in there and it is going to use your body as a vessel. You are one with the chestnut god now.

hi biscuit, how are you??

in your opinion which yandere dous from tokyo revengers and twisted wonderland are good?

also you play a3!?? What is your fav troupe? Mine is autumn troupe

homare and rook are the same character with different font <3

Hi aria! I’ve been fine! Busy w school but its not too bad.. I hope you have been doing well! <3

And yes, I do play a3!! My favorite troupe is the winter troupe.. I’m a slut for azuma and homare omg!! homare def gives off similar vibes as rook! My close second fav troupe is autumn.. I loveee sakyo so much

Best Yandere Tokyo Revengers Duos

Ran & Rindou

They’re already so close, I don’t imagine they’d mind sharing a darling. Don’t get me wrong though, they can get annoying trying to one up each other, but overall they work together really well and make sure you're getting taken care of. Also, you’ll have to deal with lots of teasing from Ran. Rindou’s more of the voice of reason between the pair, and he’ll show you through his actions how much you mean to him. Ran might try to drive you crazy, but he’ll try to make it up to you with sweet gifts. I think both can be pretty harsh if you misbehave, but Ran would be the type to put on faux sympathy, acting like he’s sorry that he has to punish you, whereas if Rin was mad at you, he’d be straightforward about it, not exactly taking pleasure from punishing you in the way Ran seems to do.

Izana & Kakucho

Being with them would be a mix of pain and pleasure. Izana can be so mean, but Kakucho is always there to patch you back up and give you some soft affection. He’ll also be the one who keeps Izana in check, otherwise he might get too rough with you. Kakucho would definitely treat you like you're the best thing in the world, and it’d be hard to tell with Izana, but he’ll love you a lot too.. He just has a difficult time showing it since he isn’t used to being affectionate or soft. He’ll try to get better, but he definitely won’t shy away from putting you in your place if he feels that you’ve been bad. If you’ve been particularly bad, Kaku may not even interfere, thinking that it’s for your own sake that you learn that you need to stay with them and if that needs to be drilled into you in a harder way, then so be it. He wouldn’t want to be the one dishing out punishments though, not wanting to hurt you.

Draken & Inui

Probably some of the easiest yanderes to deal with. They don’t have some delusion that what they’re doing is right or that you love them back if you really don’t. But, they work so well together and at the heart of it all they just want to make sure you’re safe and cared for. Both of them already get along so well and with them having the same goals in mind when it comes to you, they’d make a good team.

Hanma & Kisaki

NOT good yanderes to have in love with you, but I have to mention them. They’re quite the pair, with how Hanma follows Kisaki around. Now, if Kisaki had fallen in love with you first, I don’t think he’d been keen on sharing, even with Hanma, but if it was Hanma who found you first, he likely wouldn’t mind sharing you with Kisaki. Anyone else would be a hard no. Neither of them would be good yans to deal with, and paired up it would probably be worse. Hanma would be all up on you constantly, and Kisaki would be the harsher of the two, his affection not being as upfront and obvious.

Best Yandere Twisted Wonderland Duos

Rook & Vil

I know I just made a post about this, but I seriously think that those two would go well together. They both bring different aspects to the relationship and keep each other in check. Vil would definitely be the stricter one, so Rook would be the opposite since he would likely always fawn over you. Even if you misbehave, he would find you to be so endearing and beautiful. With Vil, you’ll always be in good hands in terms of care. He makes sure you’re eating the best foods, bathed in the best soaps, getting plenty of sleep, wearing the finest clothes, etc. He wants to see you thrive… only for him and Rook’s eyes of course. If you do happen to escape, just know that Rook will always be able to hunt you down and bring you back, and if necessary, Vil will brew up some potion to keep you compliant.

Lilia & Malleus

I think this dynamic would be quite interesting, but it would work out. It likely started with Malleus’s fixation of you and Lilia, who also took a liking to you, would feed into it. He has centuries of experience and would be the one to guide Malleus throughout the relationship on how to treat you. He’d definitely help Malleus take you away for them to keep you locked away. Lilia was the one who pretty much raised Malleus, so he knows him best and Malleus trusts Lilia’s words, so if he says they need to put a sleeping spell on you and take you away, Malleus would do it without hesitation, believing that if Lilia says it’s for the best then it must be true. In the relationship, Lilia would likely be the one to give out punishment, since Malleus is too lenient with you.

Jade & Floyd

Of course I have to add the twins. Both are dangerous in their own way, but at least with Jade you can have some reprieve from Floyd’s constant roughness. Although you can’t be too relieved, since Jade can be rough on his own time too. I really don’t think they’d mind sharing you at all. They’d be possessive, but fine with the other twin being with you. Anyone else who tries to get close to you will likely find themselves in some danger. Floyd is very all over the place when it comes to his emotions, so sometimes he’ll get mad at you and get too rough. Times like that, Jade will typically step in to stop him, but he has his sadistic side too, so he may linger around watching Floyd ‘play’ with you until it is necessary for him to step in.

Cater & Trey

They’d be relatively easy yanderes to deal with. I think they’d rely more on manipulation than anything, especially Trey. He’d lure you in with his nice older brother type of personality that makes him seem so nice and approachable. And really, he is, but he will definitely use that to his advantage when dealing with you. He’d plant ideas in your head, painting the world to seem like some big, scary place, and he’d say it all with so much concern you can’t help but believe him. If you do end up trying to tell people about him and Cater’s obsessive behavior to you, you wouldn't have much luck. Trey’s got a good reputation and a believable personality. As for Cater, he’ll have plenty of blackmail material on you. On top of that, he’ll use his social media presence to his advantage. You’d be plastered all over his pages, so everyone knows you’re with him and Trey. If you act out, he may just send his followers after you… not outright, but he may make a somewhat vague post alluding to you, and once people figure out that its you who has made him sad, they’ll harass you. In the end, you’d have no choice but to stick with them, lest you want to deal with hoards of hate from strangers every day.

~1p Russia ~

Ivan had invited you over to his house to have dinner and watch a movie. He dared not to move since you ended up falling asleep against him. The movie had become white noise to him as he just focused on taking in the whole picture of you asleep next to him.

He could have stayed like that forever if not for the tiny buzzing sound he heard next to him. You accidentally left your phone on the small desk next to the couch, just far enough for him to read the caller ID.

Your ex?

He must be mistaken..

He reached over, trying his hardest not to move you to badly, and took the phone reading it again. Nope, there was no mistaking it that it was in fact your ex.

He had the audacity to still be calling you even with all the work Ivan had done to get you to break up with him.

This ex was beginning to become a pain in the ass for Ivan to deal with.

Nevertheless he clicked accept and put the phone to his ear and said

“ Еще раз попробуешь сюда позвонить, я позабочусь о том, чтобы твой труп нашли на улицах. Она моя.”

And with that he ended the call.

He knew that your ex won’t be calling you anytime soon and if he does even after that.

You can only say that he tried sparing them.

He won’t hold back now.

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(Russian: "Еще раз попробуешь сюда позвонить - я позабочусь о том, чтобы твой труп нашли на улицах. Она моя.- If you try to call this number again, I’ll make sure you end up dead in an ally, she’s mine"Thank you to the kind reader for helping me with the correct translation!!)