I Updated My Bio So I Look Like A Person But Man Like Idk What Else To Put. I’m A Whore For The Majority

i updated my bio so i look like a person but man like idk what else to put. i’m a whore for the majority of art, whether music or film or actual art or books, i’ve got a lot of Adult things going on but i feel 13 mentally sometimes, i take myself too seriously and don’t at the same time, and i get a lot of criticism on run on sentences. all this to say how the fuck do i compress the many one-liners that immediately come to mind that are like 2014 tumblr-esque and a true indicator of my unfortunate humor! i do not, that is how

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3 months ago

the world is getting so ugly and bleak and it’s hard not to feel so hopeless. but we have to remember that they want us to feel that way.

it reminds me of this quote by dan savage - “During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.”

joy is resistance. it’s really scary times but we are all in this together.


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2 months ago

goat fight. non-negotiable.

2 years ago

fuck yes sharks

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1 year ago

hi!  I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.

Be blessed 💓🙏🙏💓

            DONATE AND SHARE.

sharing!! I don’t get paid till next week so unfortunately I’m not in a place to give right now, but hoping that others are able to!!

3 months ago

when this song first came out my christian choir class was waiting outside the building to be let in and some kid started playing the clean version of this

then some girl tried to stop him and he smashed her iphone 5 on the concrete and all hell broke loose then our choir teacher let us in and she unleashed on herself a chaos like i have never seen before

and all of this is tied to thrift shop by macklemore and i can never escape it

listing to the explicit version of thrift shop is such an acid trip especially when the song came out when you were in middle school and you pretty much only heard it on the radio or at school dances because what the fuck do you mean macklemore you walked into the club like what up i got a big cock? what do you m e a n


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2 years ago

gonna keep streaming first kill thru pride month bc if this show gets cancelled i will riot this is everything i’ve been waiting for


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2 months ago

yellowjackets fans who don't fuck with taivan are the weakest links. you all will see two skinny feminine white girls stand next to each other and wax poetic about how much they mean to each other and their beautiful homoerotic longing but the moment there's a canonical lesbian relationship between a black woman and her butch girlfriend suddenly you don't give a fuck. "Oh, but tai cheated on her wife.." THEY EAT PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE ALL MURDERERS!!!! WHY ARE WE POLICING THEIR MORALS SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE TOXICITY LIKE THE REST OF US!!!


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