Fuck Yes Sharks

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

*wakes up, opens phone* and pray tell what horrors have you brought me today

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

i have avoided downloading soundcloud for like eight fucking years and pay for spotify but mother cain has finally forced me to submit. never thought this day would come

luv how every girl in every movie just. understands the need to sit/walk w a lil drink sometimes. sometimes u just need a lil drink to sip on while u sit and work or walk around and that’s ok and they remind me of that

gonna keep streaming first kill thru pride month bc if this show gets cancelled i will riot this is everything i’ve been waiting for