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"Heard you were looking for me."

"Jesus fucking— I thought you weren't trying to kill me anymore!"

everyone go home i think i won gender

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

if vape bad for u why pretty

ok. i’m about to reveal some real embarrassing shit.

i’ve never seen beetlejuice (1988) before- bible belt shit u know how it is. i was so excited to turn it on especially because i recognized so many names and also bc this movie is iconic so i knew my queen winona ryder would be on there. i didn’t know alec baldwin was in this movie but i like 30 rock and he is an impeccable trump.

BUT WHEN WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME ALEC BALDWIN WAS FUCKING HOT AS SHIT ?!?!?!?!?! i always liked him but the things i know i would do to this man (younger him)now………… im losing my mind over this

still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"

Sometimes YouTube recommends me something I give so few fucks about that it actually offends me

happy pride month unfortunately i will have to change my username bc last night i realized that i am pansexual !! i will now be spending the next week coming up with another gay community pun (the tv show but also the gay community i guess)

take me to church taio cruz!!!!

I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYO GOTTA LET GO I WANNA CELEBRATE AND LIVE MY LIFE SAYING AYO BABY LETS GO CAUSE WE GON ROCK THIS CLUB WE GON GO ALL NIGHT WE GON LIGHT IT UP LIKE ITS DYNAMITE