Take Me To Church Taio Cruz!!!!

i think if the only two shows to exist were rupauls drag race and hannibal i would be perfectly fine. not mentally but socially.

i’ve been looking at tumblr posts since i was 13 and i’ve probably made like 4 accounts over the years so here’s hoping that now that i am an Adult i can Do Something Consistently

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

i updated my bio so i look like a person but man like idk what else to put. i’m a whore for the majority of art, whether music or film or actual art or books, i’ve got a lot of Adult things going on but i feel 13 mentally sometimes, i take myself too seriously and don’t at the same time, and i get a lot of criticism on run on sentences. all this to say how the fuck do i compress the many one-liners that immediately come to mind that are like 2014 tumblr-esque and a true indicator of my unfortunate humor! i do not, that is how

what would yuo do if you saw a monkey. in real life. approximately 1-2 meters away from you. and he was smoking a blunt. what would you do my good sir.

ask for a mf hit

ergonomic

going to my friends environmental storytelling themed birthday party and theres overturned chairs and blood everywhere and everyone is gone

the best part abt having a good work ethic but hating capitalism is that while i’m forced to work at a shitty blue and red pizza place i get to look at my managers who are unable to chastise me for being out of dress code and showing up whenever every day bc i do too much for them to fire me. checkmate bitch

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."