"Christ On A Cracker" Well Actually I Think You'll Find Christ Is The Cracker. And Also The Wine. But

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

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1 year ago

hi!  I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.

Be blessed 💓🙏🙏💓

            DONATE AND SHARE.

sharing!! I don’t get paid till next week so unfortunately I’m not in a place to give right now, but hoping that others are able to!!

2 months ago

The bimbo feminism girls who love Legally Blonde really missed like the whole point of the movie. The point is that she's not a brainless bimbo. She saves the day with her knowledge of haircare, sure, but she got in the room by going to law school. You cannot reduce that movie down to "Girl knowledge saves the day!" because the perm wouldn't have mattered if she hadn't spent the entire rest of the movie working her ass off in an unrelated field. The feminist angle is that she can have girly interests and also be smart, not that having girly interests is feminist in itself

2 years ago

living in TX is so disheartening like i have to work my ass off to afford anything much less anything fun

but also TWO employees i have within the past week have been kicked out/cut off from their families by their parents. and as someone who also got kicked out what the fuck?? both of their parents likely voted for abbott, as did mine, and it just makes me wonder like why is this their decision?

why have these parents decided that their child is wrong, and the best way to make them realize is to send them out with no support in any form, hoping they either guilt themselves out of it or… what? nearly die from homelessness or financial strain and just show back up, weary and exhausted? i’ve been worried that my mom was right sometimes despite me KNOWING she isn’t, because that’s just how deep family and guilt runs in the bible belt i guess. seeing it happen to other people breaks my heart especially because i am in no place to give them everything they need but lord do i want to, because this is the bleakest i’ve felt in awhile. anyway anyone else having a hard time living in texas lol


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3 months ago

take me to church taio cruz!!!!

I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYO GOTTA LET GO I WANNA CELEBRATE AND LIVE MY LIFE SAYING AYO BABY LETS GO CAUSE WE GON ROCK THIS CLUB WE GON GO ALL NIGHT WE GON LIGHT IT UP LIKE ITS DYNAMITE

I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYO GOTTA LET GO I WANNA CELEBRATE AND LIVE MY LIFE SAYING
4 months ago

on mute at work but passenger seat guy giving major charlie day vvibes


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2 years ago

i can’t believe i didn’t write THIS i am doing both rn

Inside me there are two wolves. One wants to watch The X Files all the way through for the first time while avoiding spoilers even though it’s a 29 year old show. The other wants to spend all the time I am not watching The X Files consuming all the fanfic, fan art, and other media I can find.

3 months ago

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

Someone On Twitter Is Trying To Claim That Use Of An Em-dash Is An Indication Of AI-generated Writing

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3 months ago
Dash Did The Thing

dash did the thing


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3 months ago

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2 months ago

Adding on to this that in the US at least, your plan may not have a copay!! Some plans do not have copays and instead have a co-insurance amount; essentially your therapist will bill your insurance for the full amount, and a contract is made with your insurance that the office/therapist can bill X amount to you- and that amount is often seemingly random yet specific.

Co-insurance can still be cheaper than cash pay or the plan in that quote, but it is definitely worth asking, because going up to pay and being given a random number like $149.52 can be really confusing for people who don’t understand their plan or insurance.

Very funny that the ‘Red flag/green flag’ creator guy is being sponsored by Better Help.

Which is a giant red flag.

Very Funny That The ‘Red Flag/green Flag’ Creator Guy Is Being Sponsored By Better Help.

Better Help is not a good company. If you want therapy, search for a local therapist.

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