“Thats Some Beauty”

"Second table.There is my colleague"

which table are you sitting at?

“Why you even thinking about piss.It is disgusting.”

And- does your piss tastes like strawberry smoothie?

“NO”

legends

“Yes,Charlie,you can.I will bring some soda and big pepperoni”

“You know I watched anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion.Shit,Its to emotional.I actually cried.”

“Try me,you cheap kazoo”

EVERYBODY LISTENNNNNNN

Pizza Hut but with DILFS!!!!!!

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

(Wait a second.You're playing New Vegas?)

Commission Writings A.K.A In need of Cash

As many of you may or may not know I love to write and tell stories as evidence with the This War Of Mine Mini story thing I made not to long ago and my newest one of the Fallout New Vegas one. As of late I am in collage and trying to learn a trade with not much cash to my name and I know for a fact I will live with my mom for a bit after I leave so I decided to do commissions! Its a win for everyone people get stories and I get paid and able to write more. Of course this is my first time ever doing this type of thing so pricing and whatnot may change with time but these are what i shall do.

Pricing: For SFW works be it super kid friends or not horrible to be seen as NSFW Will be priced at $15 and for NSFW stories that will be $30 with us discussing what I will be willing to do in private. Just know things that are generally illegal I won’t do. For amount of words cost is a cent per word.

500 words = 5$

1000 words = 10$

1500 words = 15$

Please pay though Paypal! Please contact me though discord as that’s the best way to find me it being King-Aries#2616. If you like to add me that’s fine and we can start from there and discuss what you wish from me. I also made a Ko-Fi as a way just in case. Let’s hope this goes well as its my first time. Big thanks!

https://ko-fi.com/king_aries

Can I suck on your eyeballs

“No.Everything is fine with you?”