Ask-henrymiller-onvariousshit - I Prefer Honesty

"Well.That was interesting for sure"

people wanna bang henry? what is wrong with you?

- Charlie the cursed phone guy

That’s what I’ve been saying for a while Charlie, that’s what I’ve been saying for a while

And- does your piss tastes like strawberry smoothie?

“NO”

“Because I can read thougts of Willy.He did not stole that chesse”

Hey other Miller guy! If you had someone else w you in the void, what would you do?

“Jack”

“by the end of death note, the only thing this user cared about was matsuda’s survival”

*a portal swipes open and a purple girl walks in*. Hi Henry. I’m Lilac, mighty and powerful god. How are ya?

“Good.You know that im Devil Incarnate?I hope you do

“Good.I’ll pick up you at 8 p.m,okay?” 

"So Akagi Ritsuko and Misato Katsuragi is inviting to the party. Misato said that I could invite my friends. You want to go?

YES.

“I KNOW”

what flavour is your piss

“Is it you William?”

me mwa ur cheek

“Dont do that”

Ya like jazz? No? Me neither sounds like dying cats

I like jazz.

“Remember kids.This was all about pizza hut”

EVERYBODY LISTENNNNNNN

Pizza Hut but with DILFS!!!!!!