"Punishment Works!!!" We're Drowning In Three To Four Generations Of People So Pants-shittingly Terrified

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

owls + apples 🍎

When a mage is badly injured, magic sometimes "fills in the gaps"—growing an arcane hand or leg. You suffered brain damage that would have killed most. Magic filled in your mind.

Local goat discovers joy of painting

Someone should write a 'humansnare space orcs' post featuring this bird. Maybe an 'earth is space Australia' one, or 'Earth id a deathworld'.

Dude has a death wish

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

Kermi

saw a post that said "guy (gender neutral)" and my brain immediately went like hmmm what would a gender neutral version of guy/gal be, maybe I can combine the two words and make something silly looking, so I opened up my notes app and wrote down the word "gay" and stared at it for a solid 10 seconds before remembering that's already a word

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FISH CAN'T SIN POST!

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

People need to hear this, it may make someone's day.

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.