Beelzebub's Fly Hears The Drama

crying about thoschei rn T_T

no but like the song 'Little Talks' by Of Monsters and Men is so thoschei coded

...Now you're gone, gone, gone away, I watched you disappear, all that's left is the ghost of you. Now we're torn, torn, torn apart, there's nothing we can do, just let me go, we'll meet again soon...

Now wait, wait, wait for me, please hang around, I'll see you when I fall asleep

Don't listen to a word I say (hey!) The screams all sound the same (hey!) Though the truth may vary, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore...

These are amazing, thank you! I love the idea that she pretends not to care that much but secretly remembers the things the other ghosts like - that's so cute :D

okay, I have like a single headcannon that's been bouncing around my brain for ages: (this revolves around Isaac and Hetty because they're DEAREST FRIENDS and I love them <3)

When Hetty first died, she was used to having at least some control over the people around her, so she struggled a lot with the other ghosts not listening to her

one night she stormed out of the living (heh) room after an argument with some of the others and shut herself in one of the bedrooms. Only Isaac went up to find her

hesitantly, he told her that the men under his command never used to listen to him that much either

The two sat together for a bit, staring at the sunset, which soon became the start of a 130 year friendship

hiiiiii :D

I'm not up to date on ghosts yet but literally every episode makes me love Hetty even more so I was wondering if you have any favourite Hetty fanart/memes/headcannons/basically anything that you wanted to talk about

Hetty is like a meme farm for reaction memes. The whole show kind of is!

Headcanons I have:

- there's a room in the house that most don't know about, where Hetty goes to get away. The older ghosts know because they watched the house being built, but they pretend they dont know for her benefit.

- I find it fascinating that Hetty claiming power over the ghosts because "it's her house" isn't a running joke. Her character seems like she would be that way. Because of this i assume she USED to be that way. I imagine the ghosts had to work through this with her, pressing on the fact that they've been on the land for generations before she was even born until she gave up.

- as she has experienced growth she has become more interested in the modern world, asking the ghosts more questions about their lives and cultural changes.

- she is really good at remembering facts about people and insists she does it to manipulate but she actually does care.

I had more and I'm sure I'll think of them as soon as I hit post. Do you have any? @all-the-hyper-fixations

ask game!! 15 and 36?

Thank you for the asks :D

15: last thing I ate was some of my brother's Easter bunny (he shall never know)

36: Do I paint my nails? Yessss normally they're black and pink (the only two colours I have lol)

honestly if 15 gave me a hug I might actually explode

Words cannot describe how much I need a hug from the Doctor. Literally any of them. It is not a want it is a need. I'm 100% convinced it would fix me

facts

Even More Good Omens Headcannons:

so we know that Hell has a photo of Crowley and Aziraphale shaking hands in 1941, which they attempted to threaten them with

BUT hear me out:

Beelzebub had known Crowley was 'fraternising' with an angel since Rome...

they didn't usually make time to visit Earth, but that Archangel Gabriel was sent down to observe some human thing or another, and really, they couldn't let an agent of heaven have the run of the place, could they?

and while they were there, totally not spying on the Archangel's activities in fly form, they happened to see the demon Crowley speaking with the angel of the eastern gate, Azifela or whatever his name was

they brushed it aside though, confident that it was just another one of Crowley's elaborate temptation plans (several of which Beelzebub had been forced to sit through tedious presentations of)

They thought nothing of it, until a couple of centuries later, when Beelzebub had just popped over to France to watch the revolution play out (well, to watch the guillotine play out - they didn't much care about sides as long the decapitating got done)

and, of course, sensing an angelic presence in the Bastille, they had to check it out (because what if it was Gabriel??)

...

It turned out to be that Aziraphale fellow, who had somehow gotten himself all tied up in a revolution that had absolutely nothing to do with him at all, and Crowley was there with him! And they were b a n t e r i n g

like they were friends or something

which was ridiculous - an angel and a demon couldn't be friends, no matter how hard they tried

and say what you will about Beelzebub, but they're a demon with professional standards, so they snapped a picture of the pair having crepes together (crepes? really) (side note: cameras were definitely invented during the french revolution no need to look it up no really don't google it)

so, yes, over the centuries, Beelzebub had collected enough evidence of Crowley and Aziraphale's...friendship, arrangement, whatever you wanted to call it, to make sure the both of them were sufficiently...dealt with by their respective head offices

but something stopped them from turning in the photographs

maybe it was the spread of compassion they still had buried deep, deep down within their demonic heart

or maybe it was the fact, the feeling, that if Aziraphale and Crowley could do it, become friends against all odds, maybe Gabriel and Beelzebub had a better chance then they thought

david tennant in a ginger wig

shoutout to Ncuti Gatwa, gotta be one of my favourite genders

doctor who is a show about putting ncuti gatwa in outfits

Hear me out: this good omens quote but with the Doctor and the Master...

The Doctor: "You can't leave! There isn't anywhere to go."

The Master: "It's a big universe - even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together!"

The Doctor: "...Go off together?"

The Doctor: "...Listen to yourself."

The Master: "How long have we been friends? Six thousand years!

The Doctor: "Friends? We're not friends! We are a hero and a villain...we have nothing whatsoever in common - I don't even like you!" The Master: "You do!"

The Doctor: "We're on opposite sides - "

The Master: "We're on our side!"

The Doctor: "There is no our side...not anymore."

100% going back in time to meet Sappho might even abandon the doctor and stay on the funky little lesbian island forever 5 stars

If you meet the Doctor, what time and place would you ask him to travel to first?