813zombiefiender - Hello!!!

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

im tired of christian beliefs being treated as not insane

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about