Theyre Called Draculas Because They Drank U. La

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

Reblog to make it die faster

i want what david cronenberg has

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

HOW DO I GET BADGES

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

People who write fic on mobile genuinely frighten me