I Think The Best Most Human Thing In The World Is Strangers Doing A Silly Thing Together

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

this tweet goes from surreal to hilarious when you realize that she was the CEO of Reddit

I don't think I ever told this incredibly embarrassing story here but when I was in highschool I used to have sex within proximity of a cheese steak restaurant and I fuckin LOVE cheese steaks so I'd go get one every single time and anyway I'm beautiful and young so that year I was in highschool my months of having sex cheese steaks was cut short by covid and I stopped having both sex and cheese steaks for a bit

Anyway all of this is to say that pavlov was on to something because the next time I ate a cheese steak I immediately got an erection, which I wish was true previously because again I LOVE cheese steaks but no that was not the case my brain had associated the two so now my next like 10 cheese steaks I had to eat in private like some sort of strange pervert because it just kept happening

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing