Me: I Love Minding My Own Business !

When you’re cleaning the house and your back starts to hurt-

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

I stopped breathing for a moment.😂

can they like release new vegetables 

Definitely me if I were a cat.❤

Meet Thor, The Bengal Cat With Purrfectly Beautiful Fur

you know what i dont understand?? 

why dont adults have sleepovers or spoon with their platonic friends or hang out until sunrise?? when are you supposed to stop putting your head in a random friends lap and telling them to play with your hair?? when do we stop going to the grocery store together and spending the night at each others places and crowding as many of our friends onto our beds as possible so we can snuggle and gossip?

i dont want a house in the suburbs i want an place in the city with a bunch of my pals and dogs where we hang out in the kitchen and dogpile on the couch if one of us is sad

I take walk-ins, please form a line.

Stahp!!😂😂😂😂

me at gay conversion camp 

Favorite character: *appears*

Me: hoLY-

Me: *strangled screaming*

Me: *pounds fist on table*

Me: do yOU SEE MY CHILD

Me: THAT IS MY BABY

Me: *more screaming*