It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged, That A Gay Man In Possession Of Dark Hair, Must Be In Want Of

That’s honestly so funny I love it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

Nature really went “what if >:( was a fish?”

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

I love you fish

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

Just a redraw of my Pearl stamp from last February to test acrylic markers

Alex: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

Ohio: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Morgan: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch.

i love sappho :3

"γλύκηα μᾶτερ, οὔτοι δύναμαι κρέκην τὸν ἴστονπόθῳ δάμεισα παῖδος βραδίναν δι᾽ Ἀφροδίταν"

- sappho

"sweet mother, I cannot weave — slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl" (accurate translation by diane rayor)

"no mom, I can't knit, I'm gay!" (very loose translation by me)

He’s connected to America’s Ass

; _ ; 

"It's like you don't actually want to kill me."

"But I do."

some screenshot redraws from the outreach!