Alex: "I Wouldn't Wish That On My Worst Enemy" I Would. Pussy

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

The fact that i went

Shit that’s me it’s calling out

Then

Wait no I’m a lesbian I don’t have a type in guys

/neutral

Nature really went “what if >:( was a fish?”

Btw if anyone else wants to write this and gift it to me I’m Trashpanda8376 on ao3 I would love to read it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

Deep fried goldfish

MAKE THE BURGER

bun

hermit may day 4: favourite alt hermit, farmer queen

@hermitadaymay

That’s honestly so funny I love it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

Can y’all please spare my sanity

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

He’s connected to America’s Ass

; _ ; 

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gay man in possession of dark hair, must be in want of a fair-haired partner.