"γλύκηα μᾶτερ, οὔτοι δύναμαι κρέκην τὸν ἴστονπόθῳ δάμεισα παῖδος βραδίναν δι᾽ Ἀφροδίταν"
"sweet mother, I cannot weave — slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl" (accurate translation by diane rayor)
"no mom, I can't knit, I'm gay!" (very loose translation by me)
Just a redraw of my Pearl stamp from last February to test acrylic markers
Btw if anyone else wants to write this and gift it to me I’m Trashpanda8376 on ao3 I would love to read it
So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….
Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that
Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain
The fact that i went
Shit that’s me it’s calling out
Then
Wait no I’m a lesbian I don’t have a type in guys
/neutral
I told my aunt I would put marinara sauce in her ear canals. This should not be considered strange. Why is my creativity being wasted on the personification of oatmeal that is humanity.
Nature really went “what if >:( was a fish?”
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gay man in possession of dark hair, must be in want of a fair-haired partner.
Oh my god that was quick let me read it real fast
So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….
Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that
Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain
So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….
Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that
Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain
If you aren’t a part of this fandom, you’re definitely missing out (on pain and heartbreak)
Joe hills with his real hair is now actually just pearl in disguise
Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?
Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.
Babe wake up it’s another gay person who thinks they’re funny
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