3-cats-in-a-coat

au in which the real reason why tim drake is still seventeen years old is because he was turned into a vampire and he’s really bad at hiding it.

surprisingly, his family who are the supposed ‘greatest detectives’ have not caught on yet even though tim has slipped up in front of them many times.

Leave a note of some kind if you like to nom on your fingers/hands/arms

3-c---co

I’m baffled at how coherent some of your usernames are

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

I have triple the amount of cats as usual and am now in possession of an actual trenchcoat, the downside is that they’re definitely all trying to kill eachother, all in all it could be worse but it could also be a lot better.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

sirius + regulus black, glaring at each other from across the table:

sirius: never have i ever hidden under the invisibly cloak when i heard footsteps coming up the stairs, leaving my partner with his dick out

regulus: *smirks, and takes a sip of vodka* never have i fucked on peter’s bed

sirius: *takes a large sip of vodka* never have i ever been caught fucking by mcgonagall

regulus: *inhales the vodka* never have i ever used the marauders map to scout out a new place to fuck

sirius: *takes two gulps of vodka* never have i ever skipped quidditch practice to fuck

regulus: *drinks half the bottle* never have i ever used my wand to-

peter: *grabs the bottle* that’s enough from you two

peter: also, my bed?? really?

remus + james: *dying*

I think I’ve heard of one single fic where Effie and Fleamont were somehow worse than Walburga and Orion??? It wasn’t even like a reverse kinda situation where Walburga and Orion were good instead of Effie and Fleamont?????? I hope it was a wattpad fic

I love how in the marauders fandom we argue about absolutely everything except Euphemia and Fleamont Potter being great parents. We all have different opinions and headcanons but I have never once heard a bad word about those two. 

Oh and before you say we all agree on Walburga being terrible, I once read a oneshot where she was weirdly nice. It was one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read. 

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

Weirdly good food/drink combinations pt.2:

I call this drink a Turd Cola and despite what the name suggests it is very tasty. You will need a few ingredients for this recipe, I recommend your local grocery store (and I hope that Polly Chocolate is a thing where you live).

There’s gonna be a picture at the end.

Ingredients and supplies:

Your local grocery stores version of cheap off brand Coca Cola (because boycotting brands that support genocide is a good idea)

Fanta exotic (BUT PLEASE BUY A CHEAP OFF BRAND ALTERNATIVE IF YOU CAN BECAUSE FANTA AND COCA COLA ARE OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE!)

A bag of Polly’s milk chocolate, maybe even with Åhlgrens Bilar instead of the normal stuffing. (This can unfortunately only be acquired in Sweden so if you’re not in Sweden then you can just buy mini marshmallows)

Pizza (is optional but the bread crumbs floating around add to the experience. buy something from a local small pizza place and not from the really big chains if you can because most of the really big chains should be boycotted for the same reasons as most of the other things on this ingredients list)

A very large wine glass

Now that you have the ingredients what you’re gonna do is:

Pour in the (ripoff) fanta and make sure that you leave about half of the glass empty depending on how much you want of the other ingredients but really it’s up to you because you can always drink some if it gets too full.

Cola, make sure to leave some space in the top for the other ingredients

Put in a handful of the Polly chocolate/mini marshmallows and if you have pizza then you should make sure to leave just a little bit of extra space but now the drink part is complete

Dip in your pizza slice and let it soak for a bit before taking a bite.

Enjoy your pizza and your abomination of a drink!

The picture of what it should look like:

Here’s where part 1 is (I don’t know how to link it in the neat way plz help):

I have two small ones:

The first one is a tiny gash that sits between the bottom of my nose and the corner of my mouth but it doesn’t touch either of them. I got it as a baby from rolling off of my older sister’s bed and smashing a plastic box with my face.

The second one is from being bitten by a tick (and it wasn’t even one of the fun ones that give you diseases!)

i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler

It’s if the hood gets pulled off

why the actual FREAK is jason wearing a domino underneath his hood???

the purpose???

its not for identity concealment because thats what the HOODS FOR??