I Have Triple The Amount Of Cats As Usual And Am Now In Possession Of An Actual Trenchcoat, The Downside

Reblog if you also feel dead today

I hope they stay together and keep helping each other for a very long time.

Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.

Me when my dad criticizes my stim/grounding technique (lightly nomming on my fingers/hands/arms) when I know for a fact that he used to eat his shirts and that I probably got it from him: ??????

The surprise party is hilarious

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

They would totally do the get help thing

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

If Stucky during CA:TWS was a song it would be Järnspöken by kent.

And here’s a comprehensive list of why I think so:

1. Järnspöken literally translates to The Iron Ghost(s) which works because Bucky has a metal arm and Steve thinks he’s dead (Bucky is the iron ghost).

2. The whole song has a theme of coming back to the place you used to call home, only to find that it’s changed while you were gone.

3. Some of the lyrics literally translate to:

“I don’t remember why, but maybe that’s the reason why I remember it so clearly.

Your big eyes, your brown hands, your sharp knees.”

4. Some other lyrics translate to:

“Someone’s laying in the grass with frosted over clothes, so still and white.

And the blue lights are blinking, imagine what you could do with a small knife.

And I don’t know why but I always return to this place.

It must’ve been something we did, something we said here that changed my life.”

5. The last two lyrics translate to:

Was it you I saw, like a shadow from my dreams?

Was it you I saw, you I swore to never forget?

Was it you I saw, like a ghost out of dead dreams?

Was it you I saw, did I finally manage to forget?”

Weirdly good food/drink combinations pt.1:

I’m a bit sick and am currently/have been somewhat delirious for the past few days.

(I still stand by my previous post about Bucky Barnes and disability representation and I will continue to even when I feel better)

Anyways, back to the point:

So naturally, I had the idea of putting honey on my left over pizza that I ate for dinner last night and it is so delicious that it’s crazy.

10/10 highly recommend

Here’s part 2:

He’s in such severe denial omfg

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

If anything it should be the opposite because he was blonder before he started murdering all those kids and got their blood in his hair.

Edit: for clarification I meant that the hair colors should switch, and also that his hair color changed slightly because of the fact that at first it was fluffy, clean and he’d clearly used hair conditioner the last time he’d showered which was probably recently, but it was darker during the murder spree because it was bloody, greasy to the point where I’m pretty sure that it was slicked back with grease instead of hair gel and also just packed with dirt and filth in general.

do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.

Just a reminder that both of these things are still going on right now

taylor swift being person of the year? she has one of the biggest platforms in the world has said nothing about the genocide happening and continues to stay silent on it. we’re seeing journalists and photographers risk their lives to show us what’s taking place in gaza but sure! give it to the pop star