Sirius + Regulus Black, Glaring At Each Other From Across The Table:

It’s the first thing everyone learns how to do for a reason

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Fully agree with this

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

I feel like the manor was built ontop of Alfred’s territory and he made an agreement with the Wayne’s that he would let them keep the manor there and even take care of it and put it under his protection and make it a part of his territory in exchange for money.

And then he grew fond of the humans and has a similar relationship with them as most fae have with shiny things. He absolutely loves them and he’s always the first one who realizes that Bruce has adopted another child.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Wally: How old is Alfred?

Dick: Whoa, you can’t just ask things like that, man.

Wally: Oh, sorry. I just, he seems kinda old, you know?

Dick: I’m pretty sure he’s immortal.

Wally:

Wally: Yeah, that checks out.

Roy: Didn’t he fight in a war or something?

Dick: Yeah, I think he fought in the Battle of Hastings.

A little ways over

Bruce: So, are you going to correct them?

Alfred: You have yet to determine my age, Master Bruce, and if you think I will succumb to such measly attempts as this you are sorely mistaken.

Half an hour later:

Regulus, [aggressively hallucinating from sleep deprivation and has been for like 12 hours]: HOLY FUCK DID THAT DRAGON JUST CALL ME A SLUR???!!!

Remus, [has been hallucinating things for even longer]: I SWEAR ON MERLINS SHAGGY LEFT BOLLOCK THAT IM GONNA SLAP THAT HOMOPHOBIC SHIT FACE INTO NEXT TUESDAY!!!

Lily, [excitedly going along with their plan]: I’ll stab it while you do that!

James, [incredibly concerned but trying to be supportive]: …yeah…sure…do that…

James, [who’s been slowly covering everyone in blankets since this conversation started]: *Carefully takes the knife out of Lily’s hand and kisses her forehead* Hey honey, don’t mind me, I’ll just take this real quick.

marauders incorrect quotes pt 219

Lily: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Regulus: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Remus: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. James: You guys are fucking terrifying.

I have triple the amount of cats as usual and am now in possession of an actual trenchcoat, the downside is that they’re definitely all trying to kill eachother, all in all it could be worse but it could also be a lot better.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I hate when people lose something and then when they finally find it they say “It’s always in the last place you look.”

Like??? Yes, of course it is?? You don’t keep looking for something after you’ve already found it, right???

Does anyone else listen to music that you used to listen to all the time as a very small child but haven’t heard it in years and as soon as the instrumental starts it’s like you suddenly can’t breathe, or is that just me?

The House of Black family Bloggers AU

Weirdly good food/drink combinations pt.2:

I call this drink a Turd Cola and despite what the name suggests it is very tasty. You will need a few ingredients for this recipe, I recommend your local grocery store (and I hope that Polly Chocolate is a thing where you live).

There’s gonna be a picture at the end.

Ingredients and supplies:

Your local grocery stores version of cheap off brand Coca Cola (because boycotting brands that support genocide is a good idea)

Fanta exotic (BUT PLEASE BUY A CHEAP OFF BRAND ALTERNATIVE IF YOU CAN BECAUSE FANTA AND COCA COLA ARE OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE!)

A bag of Polly’s milk chocolate, maybe even with Åhlgrens Bilar instead of the normal stuffing. (This can unfortunately only be acquired in Sweden so if you’re not in Sweden then you can just buy mini marshmallows)

Pizza (is optional but the bread crumbs floating around add to the experience. buy something from a local small pizza place and not from the really big chains if you can because most of the really big chains should be boycotted for the same reasons as most of the other things on this ingredients list)

A very large wine glass

Now that you have the ingredients what you’re gonna do is:

Pour in the (ripoff) fanta and make sure that you leave about half of the glass empty depending on how much you want of the other ingredients but really it’s up to you because you can always drink some if it gets too full.

Cola, make sure to leave some space in the top for the other ingredients

Put in a handful of the Polly chocolate/mini marshmallows and if you have pizza then you should make sure to leave just a little bit of extra space but now the drink part is complete

Dip in your pizza slice and let it soak for a bit before taking a bite.

Enjoy your pizza and your abomination of a drink!

The picture of what it should look like:

Here’s where part 1 is (I don’t know how to link it in the neat way plz help):

I think I’ve heard of one single fic where Effie and Fleamont were somehow worse than Walburga and Orion??? It wasn’t even like a reverse kinda situation where Walburga and Orion were good instead of Effie and Fleamont?????? I hope it was a wattpad fic

I love how in the marauders fandom we argue about absolutely everything except Euphemia and Fleamont Potter being great parents. We all have different opinions and headcanons but I have never once heard a bad word about those two. 

Oh and before you say we all agree on Walburga being terrible, I once read a oneshot where she was weirdly nice. It was one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read.