My Blorbo Appears On Screen And I Start Making Clicking-chattering Noises Like A Cat When A Bird Flies

God gives his hardest battles to his silliest soldiers. (A gluten allergy to a noodle lover) smh

if i had a nickel for every person grant o brien gave oral sex to in one night in 2012 i'd have fifty nickels. which is a lot. thats like $2.50. you could get a couple gumballs with that

Just noticed the change on his shirt 💀

Assigned Horse at Patriarchy

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

I LOVE BED

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡

tumblr staff have...

allowed false flags of 100% sfw posts made by transfem users (and blacklisted trans-adjacent tags)

taken away basic accessibility features in an effort to tiktok-ify tumblr

pushed tumblr live, a feature users actively dislike which is mostly unused and overrun by spambots, that also collects all of your data

allowed ads that can literally kill people via flashing / strobing lights, even if the person had it filtered, despite user complaints, with the ceo even saying people with epilepsy should "just buy ad free" in response to concern over potential death or serious injury from such ads

STOP GIVING THEM MONEY! stop trying to make crab day or whatever else happen. paying for stuff from the shop is rewarding them for ignoring the userbase continuously and doing things the majority don't want, even if the things they're doing and allowing can cause actual deaths. staff shouldn't be praised and get profit for ignoring their users in exchange for trying to turn tumblr into twitter 2 ft. tiktok. at this point i don't even care for "staff are people 🥺 be nice" arguments, because even when people are being very polite in feedback, they're perfectly fine ignoring it in exchange for implementing changes nobody wants or asked for, all because new users may like it more (and forget anyone who's used the site for years, apparently).

leave bad reviews. don't buy things from the shop. send feedback, even if they never reply. email them and @ the staff, send asks to the wip blog. don't just blindly buy into "we need to support the site, buy xyz shop product", they don't deserve more money for giving a worse product.

jon using his eye powers : chat is this real?