“Not All At Once Ladies :)” I Say To The Rats That Bite My Ankles

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

the mayfair neighbourhood watch members when they forgot they live in mayfair and have to spend every meeting talking about entity hijinks instead of traffic or whatever

I’m no longer safe here

Hi I got physically attacked the other day by a family member after he started a nasty screaming match (again) about trans people being rapists. He threw a bowl of hot food and a fork as hard as he could into the back of my head as I was leaving.

Since it’s reached physical violence, i’m no longer safe here, and I gotta get me and my cats out of here. I got some options, and once i’m settled somewhere I can find a new job, but I need help to get out first, so I set up a GFM.

Please donate or reblog if you can, I gotta get out asap.

tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

We don’t talk about this Starbucks feminism enough.

DNI Unless you answer my riddles three

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man