God Gives His Hardest Battles To His Silliest Soldiers. (A Gluten Allergy To A Noodle Lover) Smh

nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha

We don’t talk about this Starbucks feminism enough.

I’m no longer safe here

Hi I got physically attacked the other day by a family member after he started a nasty screaming match (again) about trans people being rapists. He threw a bowl of hot food and a fork as hard as he could into the back of my head as I was leaving.

Since it’s reached physical violence, i’m no longer safe here, and I gotta get me and my cats out of here. I got some options, and once i’m settled somewhere I can find a new job, but I need help to get out first, so I set up a GFM.

Please donate or reblog if you can, I gotta get out asap.

tma really said "oh you want to be an avatar with she/her pronouns? you better kill off one of the main michaels first"

I just need to post this chaos. 🤣🤣

me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left

Horror movie characters as tweets

I find the idea of putting John & Amanda in just normal every day situations so fucking funny like. Them on an airplane, them going thru a drive thru, them going to jury duty… the possibility are endless. Billy is also always there