Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

Captain Dashi of the Octoray headcanons?

Ooo, haven't heard of this one yes, this will be fun ^^ /pos

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- Has pictures of their old team hanging EVERYWHERE

- As time goes on she'll add photos of her new crew

- I'm 100% sure that the kids/siblings of the Octopod Crew will be with Dashi on the Octoray when they are older (Including Koshi)

- So chaotic if the kids/siblings are there when older, mainly because she (likely) knew them and has embarrassed pictures of them (like Pinto faceplanting into Ice, Periwinkle getting scared by seaweed, etc.)

- She'd also hire some different crew from the kids when they're old enough, maybe have an extra medic with them just in case

- Members of the Octopod will always come to visit, even if retired. Same for the Octoray, they'll just drop by ^^

- Dashi gets sentimental every time they look at the pictures of her old team AND the new team. She'll get to watch them grow up and eventually hand off the Octoray to one of them, maybe even reassign them as a Captain of their own ship

- Everything is technology. EVERYTHING. Even more than on the Octopod. They demand it

- Tweak, Kwazii, and Shellington are the most likely to visit her. Barnacles will go every once and a while to check up on her, he'll bring Peso along too. The Vegimals and Inkling will visit at the same time every year or so depending

- Calls every single day between the Octopod and Octoray, same for game nights

- Some Vegimals will likely go with her

- The crew she hires before the kids comes and goes a lot, only like, 2 or 3 would stay until the end. Dashi is also VERRRRY selective about who they pick to be on her crew. I can see Pearl as one of the ones to come on and stay until retirement

- They have a special photo album that she keeps to herself. It's full of very special memories from the Octopod and Octoray, new and old team. It has their best and favorite memories

- In her eventually retirement, she'd hand the Octoray off to Koshi. Something is telling me Periwinkle would be her 2nd in command. Orson and Ursa would likely get sent to their own Octo-something. Pinto, I have no clue, that kid would be back and forth, freelancing and working on both ships T-T

- Still takes so many pictures, even more than when on the Octopod. They're now in control of where the ship goes, she can find all of the best spots to take pictures and help sea creatures

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Heeheehoohoo, some light feels and sad depending on what mental state you're in >:)

hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)

I also added some other characters ^^

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Captain Barnacles

- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)

- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best

- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened

- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough

- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)

- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 × 3" angry pep talk)

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Kwazii

- Doesn't really know how to approach at first

- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic

- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened

- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts

- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)

- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you

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Peso

- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)

- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^

- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts

- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns

- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys

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Dashi

- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do

- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent

- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.

- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture

- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you

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Tweak

- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over

- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts

- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say

- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)

- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno

- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)

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Shellington

- Gestures for you to give them your hand

- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral

- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in

- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys

- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked

- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)

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Professor Inkling

- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington

- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library

- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys

- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)

- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner

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Vegimals

- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)

- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you

- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)

- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD

- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably Salepeño, Barrot, or Codish)

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Tracker

- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here

- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea

- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice

- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things

- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things

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Professor Natquik

- He knows. That's it. He knows

- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???

- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that

- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you

- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]

- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^

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Bianca

- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better

- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you

- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles

- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)

- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made

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Ranger Marsh

- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer

- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap

- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator

- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way

- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end

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Calico Jack

- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-

- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")

- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr

- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn

- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things

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Paani

- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock

- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )

- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting

- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done

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BAM DONE-

Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol

Requests are still open ^^

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

Hey, Watch this!

*makes an Octonauts Highschool/College Au*

Something I can write with easy accuracy because 1) I'm in highschool, 2) the amount of chaos that happens in the school is easy to write, and 3) I used to be in medical classes (and other things) and can write so much for Peso and Shellington because they both deserve it

Also, this gives me a bigger environment than just the Octopod to (metaphorical) write it ^^

Running low on inspiration rn, so have some pictures I took ^^

IF YOU WANT TO USE THESE PLEASE ASK + GIVE CREDIT

(These are all from an Aquarium, but I have several more I'm different locations, just ask and I'll post them)

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Also a low quality shark, because I really like sharks.

These are all my personal favorites

There is a fair chance that I'll become a photographer later in life, especially if my other plans don't work/aren't enough

More Octonauts stuff (and art!!!) coming soon :3

I went through hell yesterday, but ended up with more Incorrect quotes ideas ^^

Enjoy ;)

Tw: for swearing

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Kwazii: I'm freezing my ass off here...

Barnacles: You want some body temperature?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Body heat, I meant body heat. That wording isn't any better...

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Shellington: Plactus

Peso: I'm sorry, "Plactus"?

Shellington: I tired to say plant and cactus at the same time and failed miserably

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Peso: This, is a shark with scoliosis

Dashi: Someone must have really liked their cut

Kwazii: They can blend in with the rocks

Shellington: "ah yes, this sand looks like sand"

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Dashi: I will beat your ass with a fish

Kwazii: Oh yeah? Where will you get the fish? Huh!?

Dashi: We're in the middle of the ocean you dumbass

Kwazii: that doesn't answer my question

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Kwazii: You see, bring nonbinary is amazing

Kwazii: People are pestering you on whether you were born afab or amab? Change your answer every question! Confuse the hell out of them!

Kwazii: People saying that Nonbinary people don't exist? Guess it's time to commit some crimes >:)

Kwazii: People are-

Tweak: I just wanted to know what outfit you thought would look better

Kwazii: Both. Wear them both at once

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Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes? I love your blog btw!

Thank you so much ^^

(I [still] haven't seen Ring of Fire, so I'm going to swing blindly at the wind and hope I did something)

Now that I'm reading over all I've written, this is 99% chaos

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Tweak: I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why

Kwazii: Aye, as long as you don't ask where I got them

Kwazii: *pulls out 3 well preserved human skulls*

Tweak: ò - ó

Tweak, grabbing one: This one, thanks

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Kwazii, standing over a volcano: WE EITHER DIE FREE, OR DIE TRYING!!!

Tweak, right next to him: ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY CHOICES!?

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Tweak: Does anyone here know a good vendor of brass knuckles? Profesional quality preferred

Barnacles: You say, the MOST concerning things sometimes...

Kwazii: Here

*hands Tweak high quality brass knuckles*

Tweak: Thanks!

Barnacles, in shock: ',:|

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Tweak: Why are you on fire?

Kwazii: No clue, but I'm vibing

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Tweak: We vegatarians love the environment!

Kwazii: How can you say you love the environment, when yOU KEEP EATING ALL OF THE PLANTS-

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Kwazii: You know, it's nice to be wanted ^^

*sirens sound in the distance*

Tweak, running into the room: NOT BY THE LAW-

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Tweak: Did you get the eggs?

Kwazii: I found something even better!

Tweak: Kwazii-

Kwazii: *holds up a chicken*

Kwazii: Her name is Pecky! Like Becky, but Peck!

Vegamals: *collective face palm*

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Kwazii: I'm in love with you

Tweak, covered in baking powder: We called off the prank war less than an hour ago??

Kwazii: Yeah I know

Tweak: o _ o

Tweak: Ah, ok, got it. Cool. Very cool. Nice. Yes. Um.... coolcoolcool-

Kwazii: >:)

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Kwazii: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Tweak: Smart, soft hair, and I can easily bench press you

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Tweak: What are your three (3) best qualities?

Kwazii: Fast, cunning, and being a beacon of chaos 24/7

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Tweak: Screwdriver-

Kwazii: Screwdriver

Tweak: Wrench-

Kwazii: Wrench

Tweak: Lazer pointer-

Kwazii: Lazer poi...

Kwazii: Wait-

Tweak: *turns on the lazer pointer and points it to a nearby wall*

Kwazii: RED DOT-

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Kwazii, trying to flirt: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Tweak: Is your bed comfortable

Kwazii: Yes...?

Tweak: I'd sleep.

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Kwazii running towards Tweak: CATCH ME!!

Tweak, who's working on the gups: What-

Kwazii: *crashes into Tweak and lands both of them in the water*

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Tweak: Is something burning?

Kwazii: Just my love for you

Tweak, looking behind Kwazii: Nope, that palm tree is on fire

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Tweak: I owe you one

Kwazii: 7pm, under the stars. It's a date >:)

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Requests are still open ^^

I'm also working on the rules and general stuff for asks/request + introduction

Ok,here me out

As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii

And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...

And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...

What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso

The leader

The chaotic

And the one who deals with eveyone shit.

Y E S

This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^

Tw/Cw for light swearing

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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-

Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again

Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-

Barnacles: Kwazii-

Kwazii: ahem, I mean...

Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...

Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-

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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?

Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-

Barnacles: aww, that's nice

*later*

Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-

Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner

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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!

Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...

*later that night*

Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-

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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3

Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?

Kawaii: Oh, my bad

Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3

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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture

Tweak: I-

Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-

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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???

Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??

Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!

Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-

Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*

Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*

Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-

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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...

Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?

Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times

Barnacles: What-

Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-

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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box

Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?

Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!

Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!

Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*

Barnacles reading the message: Not again-

Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??

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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??

Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-

Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!

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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve

Barnacles: I think you mean cards...

Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not

Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙

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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Barnacles: Yes

Peso: I love you

Barnacles: It back

Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*

Peso: 0 - 0

*a few minutes later*

Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?

Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-

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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think

Peso: Captain-

Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!

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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?

Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^

Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3

Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*

Barnacles: ...

Peso: ...

Barnacles: Well we did warn him-

Peso: Kwazii are you ok-

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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?

Barnacles: Um, well...

*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*

Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-

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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...

Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me

*a few hours later*

Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*

Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!

*runs out again*

Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*

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Barnacles: *is asleep*

Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*

Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...

*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*

Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)

*the next morning*

Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*

Kwazii: >:3

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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;

Requests/Asks are still open :)

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks

Captain: But the Shark-

Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain

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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!

Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-

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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*

Tweak: your cute >:"3

Dashi: You're cute🙄

Dashi: Grammar

Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it

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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*

Shellington: I'll help!

Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*

Tunip: what cooking equipment?

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos: part 2 Tw for swearing _________________________ Kwazii: So let me get this straight. Putting butter on bread is normal, correct? Shellington: Yes Kwazii: And putting milk in or on cereal is also normal, correct? Shellington, getting concerned: Yes... Kwazii: So what is stopping me from putting butter in cereal and milk on bread? Shellington: Dear stars- _________________________ Peso: Whales have leg bones Shellington: Whales have leg bones

Kwazii: What the fuck are they doing with them? Kicking people out of the ocean? _________________________ Dashi: You look like that one meme where- Barnacles: I have no idea what you're talking about- _________________________ Kwazii: *vibing* Kwazii: *gets hit in the face with a rock* Kwazii: ow Kwazii: *resumes vibing* _________________________ Professor Inkling: -and that is why you need at least 8 hours of sleep Shellington: Barnacles: Tweak: Dashi: Peso: Kwazii: Kwazii: am I really the only one here here a normal sleep schedule? _________________________