Captain Barnacles
hi!! could you do octonauts comforting headcannons? like you had a bad day or just feeling sad, how they would react. thank you!!!! π₯°π₯°π₯°
YESS!!!! It's been so long since I've written something in this format, let's go >:)
I also added some other characters ^^
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Captain Barnacles
- Instant Dad Mode (said as if he's not in Dad Mode 99% of the time-)
- Doesn't always know what to do, but he tires his best
- Would ask what was wrong or if anything happened
- He honestly (almost) takes the most time out of anyone here to make sure you're ok [not that the others don't take time], this man is thorough
- He gives great bone crushing hugs, the type of hugs you'd never forget (in a good way)
- Gives the Dad Pep Talk (TM) to you (the good one, not the "What's 6 Γ 3" angry pep talk)
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Kwazii
- Doesn't really know how to approach at first
- Ends up going in calm before going more energetic
- Always asks if your up to do anything to distract you from whatever may have happened
- Would 100% tell you stories about Calico Jack or some things they've done before joining the Octonauts
- Wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist in comfort (if you're ok with that)
- You have a high chance of getting softly tackles and purred on by Kwazii. As well as getting biscuits made on you
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Peso
- I'm 90% sure he's the oldest (if not one of the middle-older) of like, 50- most are cousins but they are basically siblings in a Spanish family (- from a Spanish person)
- The first time he's a little nervous, but after that they find things that will work for you ^^
- Would build a pillow fort, no questions asked. They are the 2nd best in the Octopod when it comes to pillow forts
- Probably pulls out a sticker sheet and gives you some, ESPECIALLY if they have puns
- Movie night, you guys just vibe in a pillow fort watching some good movies with some snacks. Maybe the Vegimals will join you guys
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Dashi
- No hesitation, grabs your hand (or asks you to follow her if you don't like touch) and plans something fun to do
- One of the first questions out if their mouth is if you want/need to vent
- Hypes you up no matter what. Got in an argument? Get it, you stood firm and held your ground. Someone left you? You're going to get better, you're doing amazing now.
- She'll show you her photo album/vidoes, especially photos of funny moments she managed to capture
- They'd 100% pull out a box of horror movies that are so bad they are funny, and spend the night watching them with you
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Tweak
- It takes a bit for Tweak to fully notice, but when they do, it's game over
- Pillow Fort. You can't tell me that they aren't the best at making pillow forts
- Yes, they are working on something while you're talking (if you are OK with talking) but she is paying attention and holding on to every detail while planning on what to say
- After a while (especially if it's late) they will have their video game console ready to go with another controller ready for use (if you want to play)
- Probably plays some more chill and calming games, like Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, or Uno
- That or more high energy games, like Splatoon, Bioshock, or Overwatch (those games do a good job at taking your mind off of things)
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Shellington
- Gestures for you to give them your hand
- Guess what? You now own a very cool looking piece of coral
- After that they lead you to their lab and starts setting up a little blanket fort (different from a pillow fort)/nest for you guys to vibe in
- The Vegimals join after a little while and will just lay on you guys
- Shellington would read to you, no questions asked
- That, or set up a projector they have and watch some movies (probably Disney or Pixar, maybe a history movie or two)
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Professor Inkling
- Looks at you for a bit to get a good read on you, similar to Shellington
- After a while he'll approach you and ask for you to follow him to the Library
- There, there's already tea and other things ready for you guys
- Doesn't pressure you to talk to him about anything, just grabs a book and starts reading (out loud if you ask)
- Give some of the BEST advice. He's pretty old, and is seen as a grandfather by anyone he works with. This dude has wisdom and knows how to give it to you in a nice manner
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Vegimals
- Will either bake something for you, or get you to help them bake for others (and yourself, depends on what you like)
- You get to see the chaos unfold around you as flour rains down around you
- That, or they will take you to the Garden Pod to do some gardening with them (this normally ties in with baking/cooking tho, they need to get ingredients)
- I headcanon that they can purr, and they pur LOUD
- One would just climb on your back and start purring (probably SalepeΓ±o, Barrot, or Codish)
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Tracker
- Gives you their jacket, and no, they won't take no for am answer here
- Also makes you some hot coco/coffee/tea
- Lets you talk when you want to, it's your choice
- Likes to show you cool things they found to take your mind off of things
- At some point they'll break the (likely) silence with a flurry of encouragement and affection, "You're doing amazing", "I know things are rough, but you'll be able to pull through", "You should be proud of yourself, you're doing well" and other other things
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Professor Natquik
- He knows. That's it. He knows
- Doesn't even question it that much, he kinda just... takes you???
- Think about the thing cat's do with their kittens, that
- Makes you a nice drink, sits you down, and just talks with you. You don't have to respond if you don't want to, he'll gladly ramble on about his work and support for you
- Tells some really funny stories (such as how he met Barnacles by hitting him in the face with a snowball) [headcanon]
- You'll probably end up falling asleep by mistake, but he's happy. Brings out a fluffy blanket and drapes it over you. Get some rest, you deserve it ^^
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Bianca
- Orson and Ursa are already on you asking questions, but they only want to cheer you up and help you feel better
- Bianca probably sends them off to play for a bit while she stays with you
- Instant hug (if you're ok with it), just as strong as Barnacles
- She gives amazing advice, and is always willing to help (and throw hands, just in case)
- Ursa and Orson come back after a while with little snow bunnies they made
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Ranger Marsh
- Would ask what was wrong but walk away before you could answer
- Then he'd have a baby alligator in his arms and just hand it to you/put it on your lap
- Congratulations, you now have a therapy alligator
- He would also hand you a packet of crackers and some water. Don't think when you're dehydrated/hungry, there's a fair chance that your brain and body is being pissy. He's a walking Snickers ad in a way
- Also does the (good) Dad Pep Talk (TM) at the end
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Calico Jack
- How they respond depends on where you are, so for this I'll just say your guys are in the Amazon-
- Congratulations, you are now in a Capybara cuddle pile with Calico Jack laughing (but in a nice way, like "aww, cuddle pile")
- He does the same thing as Kwazii, wraps their tail around your arm/hand/wrist (if you're ok with it) and does the purr
- Like Grandfather like Grandspawn
- Would 100% make a fake treasure hunt for you to take your mind off of things
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Paani
- I don't know much about Panni, but I feel like he'd offer you a nice rock
- If you guys are outside he'd try to take you to a place with a good view and have a little picnic with you (that they TOTALLY didn't make last minute /s [he made it last minute] )
- Just vibes with you watching the sky and clouds. Also probably looked at the sun by mistakes at least once no I'm not projecting
- Will try to get you to talk about it, but will back off if you don't want to. He's glad to fill the silence with things he's done
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BAM DONE-
Sorry for being gone for so long, exams are next week and my brain is ascending into the floor rn lol
Requests are still open ^^
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes
Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God
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Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-
Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times
Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times
Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us
Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you
Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire
Barnacles: OK, I get it-
Professor Inkling: No you don't.
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Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?
Kwazii: I missed the screw
Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-
Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-
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Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?
Kwazii: there was a spider.
Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!
Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.
Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!
Kawzii: Captain, back me up!
Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-
Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!
Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/
Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason
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Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?
Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?
Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing
Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!
Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?
Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.
Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?
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Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.
Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*
Something different from my normal shit:
Personal art!
I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:
It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)
On the back I have 2 patches:
"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )
"ABORT"
I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^
Also, the stars glow in the dark β‘
Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?
You got it! ^^
Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)
Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"
Tw/Cw for swearing
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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3
Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least
Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??
Kwazii:
Kwazii: is it working-
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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand
Kwazii, confused: Ok????
Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*
Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??
Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1
Kwazii:
Kwazii: (,,ΤΎβΈΤΎ,,)
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Kwazii: So, she kissed me
Barnacles: And you kissed her back?
Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???
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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.
Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement
Kwazii: Aww, thanks-
Tweak: and short
Kwazii:
Kwazii: >:/
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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-
Tweak: ...
Tweak: Fuck where did it go?
Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Tweak: Remember what I told you
Kwazii: I love you
Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B
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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made
Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks
Tweak:
Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag
Tweak: But now I'm interested...
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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!
Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?
Kwazii: Next question!
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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!
Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish
Tweak:
Tweak: and a complete train wreck...
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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T
Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??
Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!
Shellington laughing in the back: >:3
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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??
Tweak: Of course
Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-
Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new
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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?
Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild
Tweak: Really? What kind?
Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place
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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?
Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-
Kwazii: And?
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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you
Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!
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Kwazii: We had a date planned!
Tweak, confused: What date???
Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*
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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^
Requests are still open :>
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is getting hurt in some way (nothing serious)
(+ note at the end)
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Barnacles: Alright, explain how this happened again?
Professor Inkling, who is tangled in his own tentacles: I challenge Kwazii while he was on cat nip-
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Peso: Good morning Twe...
Peso: Um, Tweak?
Tweak, whose arm is stuck in a gup: Oh, mornin' Peso!
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Kwazii: *backflips off a wall and into an Octoshoot*
Barnacles, who is walking near the end of the shoot: Something is telling me that something bad is about to happen...
Kwazii: *exists the shoot at full speed and crashes into Barnacles*
Barnacles, who is now on the floor: Ah, that's what it was...
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Dashi: *is taking pictures with flash on*
Dashi turning the camera towards her: I wonder...
*blinds herself while taking a picture*
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Shellington: *trips over nothing in front of Kwazii*
Kwazii taking advantage of the situation: Can't stop falling for me Shellington?
Shellington, confused: Wha-
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Vegimals: *doing their little cooking thing*
Vegi-Bot: *chaotic beeping*
Tunip in Vegimalese: Oh no-
The kitchen: *explodes*
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Peso examining a patient: Ok, almost done
Kwazii walking in: Oh hey Peso! I was wondering if-
The patient: *freaks out at Kwazii*
Kwazii: *freaks out back*
Peso: o _ o
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I want to apologize for being so inactive for a while + not getting to asks as quickly as I should. Some (pretty bad) things happened, and I deleted all social media from my phone in a panic. I'll be trying to crank out a lot more content now (I'm on break from school)
Also, sorry for this being so short/dull lol
I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing
Tw for swearing
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Person: Please go to sleep
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Barnacles: After this last mission-
Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...
Barnacles:
Barnacles: after this last mission-
Peso: Captain no-
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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-
*crashes into wall while doing a flip*
Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass
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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!
Barnacles: Define "not too long"
Peso:
Peso, now panicking: Roughly-
Barnacles: Sleep. Now.
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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!
Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?
Shellington: Around 6 - 8
Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?
Shellington: Yes
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Dashi: Noπ
Shellington: How did you do that-?
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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak
Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-
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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*
No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep
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Heyyy :D I just wanna quickly say I love your content!! It's amazing!! I was wondering if I could get some Peso x Shellington headcannons?
Thank you so much ^^
And I'M BACK BABY!!!
Sorry for the absence, I was in highschool, which I've GRADUATED FROM! Ignore that I graduated early June, I'm working on college stuff too.
So, I'm back to work here >:3
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β’ At first, Peso thought Shellington was constantly in the med bay because of how accident prone he is
β’ Shellington mirrors Peso's stims, Peso mirrors Shellington's stims. They stim loop for HOURS
β’ Shellington would use "I want to learn first aid" as an excuse to spend more time with Peso without being hurt
β’ Alternatively, Peso would use "I want to learn more about this creature so I can provide better care" as an excuse to spend more time with Shellington with Shellington being hurt
β’ Dashi and Kwazii are the ones that ultimately got them together
β’ It was obvious to every that they were both pining after each other. Really obvious. Even Barnacles caught on. Do better.
β’ Catch these two info dumping at 3am, Peso half asleep and still talking while Shellington is vibrating in place waiting for their turn again
β’ Peso did Shellington's top surgery. It's canon, I was the bandage roll on the top shelf
β’ Shellington likes to bite, Peso preens (canon to their real life uhhhhh... alternates, animals, idk, o forgot the word)
β’ Shellington doesn't understand a single bit of Spanish. Peso always compliments him and says loving phrases in Spanish to them
β’ Family reunions are chaotic
β’ While Shellington has a small family, Peso's is big enough to fill a convention building with people still waiting outside
β’ Picture a baby penguin pointing at Shellington and saying, "Mama! Look at this weird penguin! He's got a lot of fuzzy feathers!" While Peso is trying not to laugh in the background
β’ Peso is the honorary 2nd father/older brother to the Vegimals now, I don't make the rules
β’ They have mini dates in the Gup E. Tweak has a strict "Don't let Shellington touch the wheel" with that gup
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I'm back, expect a few posts today/in the next few days on both this account and my side accounts
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing
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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~
Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM
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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?
Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?
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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)
More sharks: Lunch is served >:3
Barnacles: I've got this!
Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*
Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...
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Kwazii: Balln't
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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!
Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-
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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!
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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...
Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur
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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes
Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes
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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well
Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?
Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-
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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?
Kwazii: Swords
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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you
Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images
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(a small edit I made) β¬οΈ
Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos
Tw for swearing
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Person: So, how many kids do you have?
Barnacles: Genetically emotionally or legally?
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Professor Inkling: I'm going to need an explanation for this
Dashi: Kwazii
Shellington: Kwazii
Peso: Kwazii
Kwazii: Well in my defense-
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Peso: How much sleep did you get last night?
Shellington: Around 10 minutes I think?
Professor Inkling: Not all together though
Peso: Professor why do you know this?
Professor Inkling: Β° - Β°
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Tweak: I don't have time for NPCs trying to talk to me. I have a quest to finish!
Dashi: Real life or in game?
Tweak: Both.
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Peso: *accidently crashes the Gup E*
Peso: Oh shit oh shit oh shit-
Kwazii and Shellington: one of us. one of us! One of us! ONE OF US!! ONE OF-
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