And Most Ppl Ship Kwazii With Barnacles...

Have some random (but not really) Octonauts headcanons because I can't think of any incorrect quotes at the moment

(Contains height/weight measurements, to give a better look at the character, as well as a few fun facts)

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Part One: Captain Barnacles (Human/Hybrid version) _________________________

° Uses He/Him pronouns, Cis man (? Maybe ?)

° I have no clue what his sexuality could be, but it's not straight. 100% not straight

° Stands at 6'10, the tallest in the team

° Is capable of lifting 400+ lbs with ease, and can dead lift nearly 600 lbs (polar bears irl can lift/handle about 1000 lbs)

° Weighs around 250 - 270lbs, has a good amount of body fat and muscle (polar bears have about 10cm of blubber/fat, as well as about 15cm of thick fur to keep them warm) (Little bonus: Polar bears have black skin! Their fur is "white" [it's actually clear/hollow] to help with camouflage, and their skin is black as a way to help absorb the sun/avoid sun burn and such!)

° A living heater, the amount of body heat this man produces is insane, but very welcomed when it's cold

° Covered in scars, like on his wrist from when his hand/arm was stuck in the giant clam, falling rocks, Gup crashes, etc.

° Probably let his sister give him an ear piercing or two

° Has picked up and thrown like, half of the team. Just for fun, and probably because they asked. Kwazii is the most frequent

° You can see him casually walking around the Octopod while carrying 2 people in his arms/on his shoulders/on his back while holding a conversation with them

° Has managed to get into a fist fight with random people/creatures. He isn't a fan of fighting, but has won every fight

° Would listen to any type of music, it just depending on his mood, the most common being Nicki Minaj (he is canonically a hardcore barb), but he'll listen to anything that is recommended (mainly by Dashi or Tweak)

° Not too good at most video games, but surprisingly good at Mario Kart (with tilt controls). He also enjoys puzzle/party games (a good form of team building)

° Autistic with sensory issues. No I will not elaborate.

° Infodumps back and forth with Shellington and Professor Inkling, as well as some of the other Octonauts (if they ask). It's a common occurrence to walk into the library and hear Captain and Professor going at it about sea creature, the octopod, etc

° Has managed to break the steering wheel of the Octopod a few times due to turning it really hard. Tweak has managed to fix it every time, but Captain still gets upset at himself

• I may add more later if I can think of anymore •

• Next: Peso! •

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How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell

Hell yes >:)

They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^

(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)

Cw/Tw for some swearing

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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip

Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing

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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!

Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!

Dashi: YES!!

Shellington: GOOD

Dashi: GOOD

Shellington: GOOD

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Dashi: honk

Peso, confused: ...what?

Shellington: HØŇĶ

Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*

Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?

Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California

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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics

Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-

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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*

Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*

Random person: Can you stop-

Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪

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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!

Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^

Professor Inkling: I advise against it-

Dashi: Why?

Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-

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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*

Dashi: but yes you can

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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-

Shellington: Dashi...

Shellington: That's a leaf...

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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??

Dashi:

Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-

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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50

Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them

Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire

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Shellington: What do you want to do today?

Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination

Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;

Dashi: You are my world >:)

Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3

Dashi:

Dashi:

Dashi: how the-

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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-

Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER

Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand

Dashi: ...

Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned

Dashi: I-

Shellington: I also called Peso

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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake

Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear

Shellington: Ok-

Shellington: Wait...

Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?

Dashi: ...

Dashi: Um...

Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...

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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can

Dashi: This is a lie-

Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie

Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!

Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-

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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-

Requests + Asks are still open ^^

Something different from my normal shit:

Personal art!

I make patches (as some of you know), and am almost done with my patch bag that I'm taking to college. Here's the progress:

It also has several hidden fidgets around it (like the safety pin patch, squeeze it)

On the back I have 2 patches:

"Dead men can't cat call" (painted on the back pocket of the pants I used for this. The pocket is functional >:3 )

"ABORT"

I still have a few more to add, and I'm willing to take suggestions ^^

Also, the stars glow in the dark ♡

I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing

Tw for swearing

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Person: Please go to sleep

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Barnacles: After this last mission-

Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...

Barnacles:

Barnacles: after this last mission-

Peso: Captain no-

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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-

*crashes into wall while doing a flip*

Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass

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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!

Barnacles: Define "not too long"

Peso:

Peso, now panicking: Roughly-

Barnacles: Sleep. Now.

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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!

Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: Around 6 - 8

Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?

Shellington: Yes

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Dashi: No💖

Shellington: How did you do that-?

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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak

Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-

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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*

No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes based on more dumb things I've said/done

Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of faking de♤th

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Kwazii: There are no suitable homos

Tweak: Oh no! No suitable homos!!

Dashi: ...aren't all of us homos-

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Peso: Sir, your potatoes are falling

Peso, panicked: SiR, yOuR pOtAtOs ArE fAlLiNg-

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Shellington: Kwazii, should you be doing that?

Kwazii, prepared to bend in ways no person should: Don't doubt my spine

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Professor Inkling: Back in my day, I wasn't blind

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Peso, ready to almost snap: Sometimes you have to hit a 9 year old with a broom

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Shellington, overstimulated and tired: mmh

Some child: O-O

Shellington, still overstimulated and tired: Who is your owner??

Pearl: Shell what the fu-

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Barnacles: Yes, she got abducted

Dashi: Wh-

Barnacles: Adopted, I meant adopted

Dashi: how did you mix up adopted and abducted-?

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Kwazii: Oh I'M SORRY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UN-COMPENSATE???

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Barnacles after getting hurt again: Do I count as property damage??

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Shellington: I can't speak that much straight

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Professor Natquik: Please stop aggressively pointing that metal detector at me-

Tracker: *points metal detector more aggressively*

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Barnacles: I wonder who else they have coming up...

Tracker, checked out: Tuba

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Professor Natquik: That's it! I know what will get people to leave me alone!

Professor Natquik: Faking my death!!!

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Kwazii: I think I broke a rib-

Peso: How?

Kwazii: Binder

Shellington shouting from across the room: UNLEASH THE HONKA BONGAS YOU DUMB BITCH, I love you

Peso: What they said but less aggressive

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Bianca: Look at this tiny snake it has no teeth wait why is it doing that is it going to attack me it's going to attack isn't it but it's not going to hurt it doesn't have teeth but a lot of things don't have teeth and it hurts when it bites you like babies why the fuck-

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Tweak: Motorcycle is bike on steroids

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Yes, I say and do a lot of dumb things, and I still have more things I can use to write-

I'm trying to get into writing more characters, mainly those who aren't on the Octopod all the time. I only have access to Octonauts through YouTube so it's a bit difficult lol

Hope you all have a good day/night ^^ ♡

Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.

No, I won't take criticism.

People must know-

Something more people ought to know is that a pearl is most commonly an oyster’s response to a parasite, like a tunneling tapeworm larva. It’s almost never a grain of sand. They live in the sea, they don’t care about sand!

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is neurodivergent because yes, it's canon

Please note i wrote all of this at school. I'm pretty much brain dead

Tw/Cw for general angst, mentions of overstimulation, etc

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Barnacles: *is overstimulated*

Kwazii: *gently throws giant polar bear squishmallow at him*

Barnacles: E

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One of Pesos siblings: My big brother told me you're really strong!! How strong are you?

Barnacles: Well-

Kwazii running at Barnacles full speed from behind: showtime

Kwazii: *jumps on Barnacles from behind, nearly knocking him to the ground*

Kwazii: THIS STRONG!

Barnacles, confused: I, um, ye- yes...!

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Dashi: Smile!

Everyone else: *smiles kind of normally*

Shellington and Barnacles: *does the "wait how to I smile" thing*

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Shellington: *is aggressively talking about a sea creature out of sheer excitement*

Barnacles: *gives a random fact about said creature*

Shellington: :0

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Barnacles pointing at Kwazii and Shellington: Friend

Kwazii pointing at Barnacles and Shellington: Friend

Shellington pointing at Barnacles and Kwazii: Friend

Dashi: What are they doing?

Tweak, who's used to this: No worries, it's just something they do

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Peso: *zones out staring at a wall*

Kwazii: *joins*

Shellington: *joins*

Tweak: *joins*

Barnacles: *joins*

Dashi just walking by: Is it a good wall???

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Shellington and Barnacles: *are mirroring stims*

Kwazii: Oh hey let me get in on that-

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Tweak: *is hyperfocused on a project*

Dashi: Hey, I brought you some food

Tweak: Thanks

Tweak: *accidentally bites a screwdriver*

Dashi:

Tweak:

Dashi: I'm pretty sure that's not edible-

Tweak: I knew that

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Not editing this because I'm insanely tired and stuff but want to get content out

I'll get to any requests I have in a bit, just trying to get back into it

Requests are still open :)

Hi ! Was wondering if I could request some kwasoton prompts/headcannons? :0 /nf

Bet >:)

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- Peso is the only one with a semi decent sleep schedule and often has to drag Kwazii and Shellington to sleep

- Kwazii will randomly use Shellington and/or Peso as a pillow. Whatever they were doing before doesn't matter, they now have Kwazii on their lap/shoulder

- Shellington will randomly give Kwazii and Peso small items. Kwazii is confused at first, Peso is a mess every time >:)

- Peso learned how to make kandi from Dashi and makes gifts for Shellington and Kwazii

- Kwazii can and will "steal" objects from the others to show affection (he makes sure they see/notice)

- Shellington is the first to fall asleep every movie night

- Peso always has a tiny sewing kit on hand for whenever Kwazii manages to rip his clothing or if Shellingtons bag ever rips

- When the others are stressed, Kwazii will kind of just like, lay on them and start purring

- Shellington has a collection of Squishmallows that "somehow" match Kwazii and Peso (they altered the plushies lol)

- Peso will try to stop Kwazii and Shellington from doing stupid things, but half way through it will be more of a "haa haa don't" instead of "wait no don't-"

- Kwazii will send some of the most random things, ranging from saying he's going to steal someone's knees, to saying they are going to affectionately unalive someone

- If Shellington sees something, they have to go pick it up. There's no stopping it, they have to go and pick up the object

- Shellington and Peso wear glasses/contacts

- They all stim together, you can't convince me otherwise

- They trade + share fidgets (minus chewelry and their main comfort fidget[s])

- None of them have good depth perception, they have a list keeping track of how many times they accidently bumb into objects or people

- Whenever Kwazii finds a new place with treasure Peso and Shellington help them make/draw a map by hand

- If one of them fixates on something it's likely they will all fixate on it. There was some point where they were all fixated on Pokemon thanks to Kwazii (pretend that Pokemon games exist in their world-)

- Shellington knows how to knit and tried to teach the others. Long story short, Peso is kind of good, and Kwazii managed to get stuck and tangled in the yarn and somehow tied to a chair

- Peso has tried to each them how to do basic first aid, which failed horribly. I will leave what happened to your imagination

- Shellington steals their clothing normally

- Kwazii has 0 cold resistance, Peso has 0 heat resistance, Shellington is "neutral" (can't handle anything too hot or cold)

- They have each other's safe foods + triggers memorized

- Aggressively corrects anyone who misgenders their s/o(s) and/or friends

- Aggressive affection. Kwazii will pounce, Shellington will nip, Peso will preen out of nowhere

- Sleep piles. These people sleep in a pile whenever they sleepover/are together on a mission

- Kwazii starts with the idea of doing chaotic things. Shellington enables them. Peso tries to stop them but gets dragged in. Chaos ensues

- That one screenshot of the 3 people on the subway? The person sleeping with pizza, person with crow/raven on their leg, and person in a wedding dress crying? That's them. Shellington, Kwazii, Peso

- During Halloween they try to coordinate their costumes. This almost never works

- Kwazii will quote random things. Peso and Shellington won't understand and end up having to watch/learn about what he quoted

- They will point at each other whenever they see each other and either yell "gay", "you're gay", "trans person spotted", or something else

- Peso found out that Shellington and Kwazii react to lazer pointers. Do with that what you will

- Kwazii got them both into Homestuck.

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This is the image I was talking about

As well as some other stuff that would happen with the trio

Enjoy the chaos >:3

Requests are still open ^^

May I request some min/inkling incorrect quotes? (Can be romantic or platonic either one is fine :D)

Will do ^^

Sorry this took so long :')

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Min: I swear if I see one of them running off again without a plan, I'll make sure to mark their grave-

Inkling: I'll... I'll keep that in mind...

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Inkling: *is showing Min a very old map*

Min: Wait a moment, there's a path here and here that isn't documented, as well as-

Inkling: *look of pure love and adoration*

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Kwazii: *trying to explain current meme culture*

Inkling: So basically, I have to go searching for beans at 2am with friends?

Kwazii: Well no-

Inkling, already on the phone with Min: Min, I have a proposition to make.

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Min: Oh my stars. Do you know what this is?

Inkling: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library. My library specifically.

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Min, trying to text Inkling: O

Inkling: What?

Min: Don’t read into that. Please...

Inkling: I will read into that.

Min: How? It's just a letter. A single letter.

Inkling: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? There's meaning behind it!

Min: Really Professor? It's a letter, that's all.

Inkling: It could stand for something.

Min: I promise you that it stands for nothing.

Inkling: Like Oppression! Or worse,

Min: Professor, I accidentally hit the letter "O" and hit send.

Inkling: Optometrist.

Min looking up from her phone: • - •

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Inkling and Min: *having a joke argument*

Min: You know what? I'm going to prove that I'm correct with solid facts!

Inkling: I will too

Inkling: *grabs a book with the proper information*

Min: *pulls up Wikipedia and edits the article just to mess with Inkling*

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Min drawing out a map: I've connected the two dots-

Inkling looking over her shoulder: It seems you have.

Kwazii vibrating in the corner whispering the meme under the breath: hhhhhhhhhh

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Min: Help! I’m drowning!

Inkling: Calm down, we’re only in six feet of water!

Min: NOT ALL OF US ARE SEA CREATURES INKLING-

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Min: Good morning Professor!

Inkling, who hasn't slept in days: ... What?

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Inkling: You spent all our money on... this?

Min, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this. Trust me.

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Min: Are you busy?

Inkling: Yes.

Min: Cool, have a look at this if you may-

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I see these two as such a chaotic duo and I have no idea why. Super nice people, insanely smart, and while they have basic logic and common sense they would end up doing the stupidest things known to man.

Once again I'm sorry for this taking so long, my brain lowkey evaporated on me lol.

Request and such are still open ^^